I'd Like to Teach the World to Think.

I'd like to teach the world to think
In perfect harmony
I like to tell them "get a life"
When I mean "more like me"

I'd like to pour them in my mold
And pepper them with lies
I'd like to get them all controlled
And feed them alibis

We tried it once a few years back,
But who remembers that?
"I don't recall", sworn on a stack
And that was simply that

(Chorus)
We're the GOP,
What the world is today
Has been a planned since first day
We're the GOP
In our hats and our gowns
Like some free mason clowns
We're the GOP

I'd like to build the world a hat
That told them what to think
And it would give them jolts and zaps
If they went "on the blink"

I'd like to build the world a home
And watch their every move
With videos and microphones
Oh, what we couldn't prove!

I'd like to start a viral screen
Of every living soul
I'd like to feed them soylent green
Of those they didn't know

(Repeat Chorus With Counterpoint:)

I'd like to teach the world to think
In perfect harmony
I like to tell them "get a life"
When I mean "more like me"

I'd like to pour them in my mold
And pepper them with lies
I'd like to get them all controlled
And feed them alibis

(Repeat ad nauseum...)