Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I'd Like to Teach the World to Think"

Original Song Title:

"I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing"

Original Performer:

Coke Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"I'd Like to Teach the World to Think"

Parody Written by:

Jorge Enrique D'Range

The Lyrics

I'd Like to Teach the World to Think.

I'd like to teach the world to think
In perfect harmony
I like to tell them "get a life"
When I mean "more like me"

I'd like to pour them in my mold
And pepper them with lies
I'd like to get them all controlled
And feed them alibis

We tried it once a few years back,
But who remembers that?
"I don't recall", sworn on a stack
And that was simply that

(Chorus)
We're the GOP,
What the world is today
Has been a planned since first day
We're the GOP
In our hats and our gowns
Like some free mason clowns
We're the GOP

I'd like to build the world a hat
That told them what to think
And it would give them jolts and zaps
If they went "on the blink"

I'd like to build the world a home
And watch their every move
With videos and microphones
Oh, what we couldn't prove!

I'd like to start a viral screen
Of every living soul
I'd like to feed them soylent green
Of those they didn't know

(Repeat Chorus With Counterpoint:)

I'd like to teach the world to think
In perfect harmony
I like to tell them "get a life"
When I mean "more like me"

I'd like to pour them in my mold
And pepper them with lies
I'd like to get them all controlled
And feed them alibis

(Repeat ad nauseum...)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 3
 3
 
 2   1
 2
 1
 
 3   1
 1
 1
 
 4   3
 3
 5
 
 5   5
 4
 3
 

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.


Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/cokecommercial0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 908