Song Parodies -> Yellow Liver
| Original Song Title: | "Yellow River" |
| Original Performer: | Christie |
| Parody Song Title: | "Yellow Liver" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Christie's "Yellow River" charted at #23 in the U.S. in the spring of 1970.
So drunk, boy, see my wasted face!
Chugging liters of rot-gut, hey!
So pack my bags,
'Cause it's time to re-place ---
--- my yellow liver!
Put my gown on, then down the hall,
I'll ride that gurney, on Demerolâ„¢
They're gonna hack out the organ I call ---
--- yellow liver!
Yellow liver!
Yellow liver!
Poisoned by wine --- it's in my side!
Yellow liver!
Yellow liver!
Poisons my blood --- must replace that crud!
Now it's time for gut-replacement, got no time to lose!
I'll say good-night --- you'll find me sleepin' as the docs remove ---
--- my yellow liver!
Jaundice slime lingers in my eyes
I'm so glad that I'm still alive ---
--- 'cause I held on for such a long time ---
--- to yellow liver!
I remember "Bud Light" was cool
(And) My dis-tilled pee was rock-et fuel
And I remember the hurl that I'd spew ---
--- from yellow liver!
Yellow liver!
Yellow liver!
Poisoned by wine --- it's been my blight!
Yellow liver!
Yellow liver!
Poisoned by crud --- in the waste I'd chug!
Got the fine new gut-replacement --- got the old to chew ---
--- tomorrow night you'll find me eatin' oniony " me stew " ---
--- with yellow liver!
( re-eat chorus )
Chugging liters of rot-gut, hey!
So pack my bags,
'Cause it's time to re-place ---
--- my yellow liver!
Put my gown on, then down the hall,
I'll ride that gurney, on Demerolâ„¢
They're gonna hack out the organ I call ---
--- yellow liver!
Yellow liver!
Yellow liver!
Poisoned by wine --- it's in my side!
Yellow liver!
Yellow liver!
Poisons my blood --- must replace that crud!
Now it's time for gut-replacement, got no time to lose!
I'll say good-night --- you'll find me sleepin' as the docs remove ---
--- my yellow liver!
Jaundice slime lingers in my eyes
I'm so glad that I'm still alive ---
--- 'cause I held on for such a long time ---
--- to yellow liver!
I remember "Bud Light" was cool
(And) My dis-tilled pee was rock-et fuel
And I remember the hurl that I'd spew ---
--- from yellow liver!
Yellow liver!
Yellow liver!
Poisoned by wine --- it's been my blight!
Yellow liver!
Yellow liver!
Poisoned by crud --- in the waste I'd chug!
Got the fine new gut-replacement --- got the old to chew ---
--- tomorrow night you'll find me eatin' oniony " me stew " ---
--- with yellow liver!
( re-eat chorus )
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you're a master at syllable-matching JD - 555
Great job. Should be performed at AA meetings! 555
The benefits of being drunk in a nutshell? Is that like the doctor blowing smoke into a napkin to show you how black your lungs get? 5's
yeah, i remember that song...didn't know who did it.........."me stew"... lol....5s
Ewww! "Got the fine new gut-replacement --- got the old to chew ---
--- tomorrow night you'll find me eatin' oniony " me stew " ---"
That and re-eat chorus...lol 5's
--- tomorrow night you'll find me eatin' oniony " me stew " ---"
That and re-eat chorus...lol 5's
Here's some mellow fivers.
Thanks Stuart, john, Tim, alvin, Adagio, and JB.
Don't remember OS. but 5's for the ME Stew line alone!
Thanks, Dee.
My name is Michael, and I have a parody problem. I actually do know this song, and what can I say, "liver" is a funny word.
Thanks, Michael.
Hahahaha that was cool! I thought of doing a "Yellow Liver" parody myself but you bet me to it. All 5s!
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