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Song Parodies -> "Doll on a Music Box"

Original Song Title:

"Doll on a Music Box"

Original Performer:

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Parody Song Title:

"Doll on a Music Box"

Parody Written by:

Dexy

The Lyrics

What do you need,
You doctors shouting at me?
I'm only a student nurse that matron's dumped with the keys
How can you tell I'm
Stupid as hell I'm
Waiting to make
The tea
You cannot see
How much I long to marry
One of the Houseman on the ward who fancies me
I'm yearning
Yearning
While I'm running around and around

What do you need,
[Truly scrumptious]
You doctors shouting at me?
[Her tits are truly scrumptious]
I'm only a student nurse that matron's dumped with the keys
[They'd look good while resting on my knees]
How can you tell I'm
[When I'm on call]
Stupid as hell I'm
[I'll shag her in the Mess Hall]
Waiting to make the tea
[Honest, truly, you're just another notch on my wall]
You cannot see
[Truly scrumptious]
how much I long to marry
[Your breasts are quite delicious]
One of the Houseman on the ward who fancies me
[I want you to lie on top of me]
I'm yearning
[My hormones are unruly]
Yearning
[Because I love your truly]
While I'm running around and around
[Massive melons, I do]

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