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Song Parodies -> "Tony Weiner"

Original Song Title:

"Have You Seen Her?"

Original Performer:

Chi Lights

Parody Song Title:

"Tony Weiner"

Parody Written by:

Lee Crowe

The Lyrics

(Spoken)
3 months ago today
I thought that you were smart
But now they’re showing shots
Of your body, and your private parts

I have a seat in my easy chair
Thinkin’ everything’s OK
Y’know, you almost had a future
But for the press, it’s just another day

The newsmen gather round you
They make reference to your name
They laugh, because your body part
And your last name are the same

I know I can’t hide from your member, see
Though day after day I’ve tried
You kept sayin’ your account was hacked
But it turns out that you lied

(Sung)
Oh, I see your thing everywhere I go
On the news and even on The Daily Show
Tony Weiner, tell me Tony Weiner

Oh, it doesn’t shrink when the cold winds blow
And they talk about it on the radio
Tony Weiner, tell me Tony Weiner

Why, oh why didja have to put it on display? Hey hey…
I’ve been used to seeing you with your clothes on
Now they’re off, baby they’re off (Oh)

Oh you took that towel from around your hips
And ran around naked like your name was Bart
Tony Weiner, tell me Tony Weiner

Oh, I see your thing sticking out at me
Tell me why did you set it free?
Tony Weiner, tell me Tony Weiner

Why, oh why didja have to put it on display? Hey hey…
I’ve been used to seeing you with your clothes on
Now they’re off, baby they’re off (Oh)

(Spoken)
Another day comes to an end
I’m lookin’ for Palin or somethin’
Anything that’s not nude men

With all the news to show,
There’s still this naked man
You know, it’s funny
I wish you’d kept it in the palm of your hand

Tony Weiner, tell me Tony Weiner
Tony Weiner, tell me Tony Weiner
Tony Weiner, tell me Tony Weiner

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WarrenB - June 17, 2011 - Report this comment
I recently heard that when Weiner resigned, 10,000 comics filed for unemployment.

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