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Song Parodies -> "I've Got Gas"

Original Song Title:

"All That Jazz"

Original Performer:

Chicago Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got Gas"

Parody Written by:

Parody Princess

The Lyrics

Back up Babe
I ate a bowl of beans..
Now I’ve Got Gas.

I really clear the room
When I cut the cheese.
Now I’ve Got Gas.

Stop the car!
Or get the windows down
I think I’m gonna blow
And fumigate the town.
Its only natural
Don’t want to freak you out,
But I’ve

Ate some cheese
And some cabbage too.
Now I’ve Got Gas.

I had the black eyed peas
I’m gonna blow a fuse..
Cause I’ve got gas.

Hold on hon,
We’re gonna bunny hug
But don’t you squeeze to hard
You might release a flood.

Don’t wanna blow apart
And rip a great big fart
Cause I, got,

Cause I Got GAS!

Take some tums
To simmer down my bum..
Cause I’ve got gas!

Follow it up
With Immodium..
Cause I’ve Got Gas!

Come on Babe,
Now don’t you run away,
I didn’t mean to float that SBD your way!

Just give me one more chance,
I’ll even change my pants,
Cause I’ve

Oh! I should avoid the devilled eggs today.. They give me gas!
Oh! I wish I hadn’t had the goose pate’ Now I’ve got gas!

Oh! The toxic fumes are growing!
Oh! My butt will soon be blowing!
Guard your lungs,
‘Cause here it comes.
Its All, That. GAS!

Oh! I shouldn’t eat those pickled eggs today..
They give me gas!
Oh! I hope this Beano makes it go away
This toxic gas!

Oh! The pressure’s getting higher
Oh! Just please don’t light a fire.
Plug your ears, and avoid my rear
Cause I’ve Got Gas!

Oh! I’m getting ripe so,
Run for your life! Cause

Got Gas!

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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2Eagle - June 01, 2010 - Report this comment This makes my day. We should have a contest.
AFW - June 02, 2010 - Report this comment
If it's possible, this flatulent parody was executed with a touch of class...and not outright disgusting as some I've read....I commend you
Barry J. Mitchel - June 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Superb and classy take on a nosey subject! Dr. Demento used to sing in the 1950s, "I want to whisper sweet nothings in her rear. I hate to leave her behind." You didn't mention the greenhouse effect, as I did 2 years ago in ~60s/franksinatra123.shtml
Barry J. Mitchel - June 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Oops, I meant the 1970s for Dr. D. What is SBD? I give you all ... those ... fives!

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