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Song Parodies -> "Drinkin' Melonade"

Original Song Title:

"Mr Cellophane"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Drinkin' Melonade"

The Lyrics
There's no more cold ones on the couch.
The raisin juice has been thrown out.
Biscuit Dough Hands Man took the keg.
So what's to drink?

Could Strong Mad make a smoothie? No.
He'd fry a tin of peppered dough,
And add a Yellow Dellow egg.
So what's to drink?

The heat is slowly cooking Marzipan.
Arid sun has scorched the Thnikkaman.
Homsar says he's "the thirstiest debris".
It's desert hot, oh quench our thirst now pleeease...

Sippin' melonade.
After mining games,
Drink some melonade.
Cuz today's hot and steamy.
Coach Zs slimy.
This beverage has flair!

I tells ya...
Sippin' melonade.
At the Cheat Parade
Drink some melonade.
Cuz even Bubs is bone dry.
Wants drinks icy
This beverage has flair!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Agrimorfee - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
For those who might be confused, this is a song from the Broadway musical "Chicago", not the band. Also, a lot of this parody is evidently Australian brand names, so you might be out of luck there, too. Nice choice of song, Luke, but I wish I knew what all the beverages' history was.
Johnny D - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
555 ... "Mr. Cellophane" was one of the songs in a Broadway musical revue that I performed in more than 20 years ago.
Rick C - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Melonade sounds refreshing about now. 555
Stuart McArthur - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
uh uh, Agri - no Australian brand names here, unless it's from some whacked-out Australia that the homestarrunner team has devised - this is specific for homestarrunner fans, of which I'm a casual visitor, but not enough to get all the references - you get my 555 on character references Luke - 555
Agrimorfee - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Ahhhh. Sorry, Luke.

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