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Song Parodies -> "Long Haired Covid Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Long Haired Country Boy"

Original Performer:

Charlie Daniels

Parody Song Title:

"Long Haired Covid Boy"

Parody Written by:

Truck McGraw

The Lyrics

Yee Haw! How ya doin' out there? Here’s a little advice for all you
Anti-vaccers out there...

Verse 1
Well these Covid conspiracies just don’t make sense
Seems it’s all about your freedom, at my expense
Ya found something on YouTube all the doctors musta missed
Like a cure using horse meds that’ll only give you the shits

We’re all tired of the masks and proving we ain’t sick
But Big Pharma has the answer so quit being such a dick
If you don’t want to keep on living
Leave us alone and stay the fuck at home

Verse 2
Well I suppose you still think that mother earth is flat
And we should all be wearing those little tinfoil hats
You’re as stubborn as a mule and dumber than a horse
So take your Ivermectin and let Covid run its course

Verse 3
Bill Gates wants you jabbed so he can implant that chip
‘Cause he wants to track you when you take that final trip
And since you think that Covid doesn't exist
The science is so screwed up, man you must be pissed!

Verse 4
It’ll spread from them cell towers that are using that 5G
Congratuations on that School of Morons degree
A virus that can travel through a telephone network?
The proof is in pudding that you’re one dumb fucking jerk

Verse 5
But it’s your lucky day now, we found these miracle pills
They’ll cure Covid19 and all your other ills
They might look like jelly beans, but are worth every penny
A hundred bucks a pop, you just let us know how many!
Yehaw, Y'all take care now ya hear?

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Anti-Vaxcist - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
Nice strawmen and ad hominems. Who do you needle-rape supporters think you're fooling?
Year TWO... - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
...of "two weeks to flatten the curve."
Libby - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
Why oh why won't you stupid hicks listen to your moral superiors anymore!?
Libby - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
Why oh why won't you stupid hicks listen to your moral superiors anymore!?
Michael Gunner - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
Absconding from Howard Springs isn’t just dangerous—it is incredibly stupid. Because we will catch you and there will be consequences.
2 + 2 = 5 - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
you don get jabbed, you a danger to us dat do. An maff is raycis!
Jeff in Richmond VA - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
All you anti-vaxxing idiots need to lie on a gurney gasping for air and screaming "I WISH I HAD GOTTEN THE VACCINE". I wonder what you clowns would say to the families of the deceased? Ignorance is strength! Freedom is slavery! Patriotism is treason! Fauci is science!
Jacinda Ardern - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
There’s not going to be an endpoint to this vaccination program.
Australian Vaxcists - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
They are NOT concentration camps! They're quarantine facilities; and when you nig—, you ABORIGINALS get locked up in them, you deserve it!
Vaxcists or Harvey Weinstein? - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
"Put this in your body, or you're fired, beyatch!"
Faucheads - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
Stop laughing at us, dammit! BILLIONS of you peons are gonna DIE of Corona if you don't do what we say... just like you did from the new ice age in 1980... and the great heterosexual AIDS epidemic in 1990... and mass starvation in 2000... and global warming in 2010... and the end of net neutrality in 2018!
Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
Those stupid anti-vaxxers keep saying those of us who are promoting mRNA vaccines are rape supporters and child abusers and violent totalitarian thugs... WHICH IS NOT TRUE, AND I WILL FAUCING TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND RAPE YOUR WHOLE FAUCING FAMILY AND BURN DOWN YOUR FAUCING HOUSE IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!!
Anti-Vaxcist - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
I'm all right!
Don't pretend worry 'bout me!
Why you try'n'a gimme a fright?
Why can't you just let me be?
Vaxcist Logic - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
You vaxxed people are ALL GONNA DIE unless we FORCE our safe and effective vaccine on the unvaxxed!
Good Morning Britain - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
“With Omicron cases doubling every two days, is it time to make vaccines mandatory?”

11% YES
89% NO
OMICRON Anagram - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
...and isn't it MORONIC?
Don't you think?
CML - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
As long as we're speaking about stupid anti-vaxxers, lets talk about the dumbest ones of all. Why is it that nurses are quitting en mass from their jobs rather than take the jab. Is it because their 20 months experience on the front lines of the Covid pandemic has made them STOOPID? Its made these STOOPID people believe "conspiracy notions" like ... Vaxxed patients are just as vulnerable to dying from Covid Delta as the (shudder) unvaxxed. Even more stupid, they say that doctors are undereporting vaccine deaths and injuries by a huge margin ... And, inasmuch as most of them have caught the bug from being in the middle of it all for 20 months and have superior natural immunity, it seems to them to be the height of insanity to drive them away from their jobs and create massive shortages of caretakers in the middle of a public health emergency. But I guess that just shows how STOOPID they are
Libby - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
Nurses are TIRED of fighting the STOOPID people. Incidentally, I am the real Libby and did not post the doubly-posted comment above.
Nurses - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
Yeah, STOOPID people like Libby the leftard loser here.
John Dacey - December 11, 2021 - Report this comment
Someone above posted a comment that I did not write using my name. I have reported the incident to the site administrators.
SPANK that Douchebag Traitor! - December 12, 2021 - Report this comment
I can see that somebody is using the immature term 'leftard' here. People who use terminology like that word, 'cuck' or 'Skippy' are disciples of der Fuehrer Traitor Donald Douchebag TrumpChump and are STOOPID losers. Such people should be ignored because they have no respect for anyone, not even themselves and they NO PLACE in a civilized social setting or a discussion group whatsoever. And any response from a TrumpLover to this will only AMPLIFY and further prove how immature, churlish and STOOOPID they truly are.
SPANK that Douchebag Traitor! - January 18, 2022 - Report this comment
What a stupid Biden-rectum-sucking vaxcist lefturd FAUCHOLE I am.

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