The devils went 'round the country
To find super delegates to steal
Lookin' to bribe
So they could stay alive
When both wound up on capital hill
When they came upon each other
Lookin guilty like they just got caught
That Hillary jumped
Obama was stumped
And things were about to get hot
I guess they didn't know that
The other was cheatin' too
She said "I got dirt, you'll be hurt"
He said "I've got more on you"
"Now you've taken my spot to piddle, boy"
Now give this devil her due
And consider yourself told
Don't steal my show
'Cause you know I'd be killing you
Hey, I'm the great Obama girl
There's no way you will win
I'm willing to bet
You're the one who'll regret
'Cause I am JC's closest kin
Barack wise up to Clinton - and be on your best guard
Cause Hillary's temper's loose and that devil sure hits hard!
But if you win it's likely she'll have the election stole
If you lose then Hillary gets her gold!
Hillary opened up her face
And she screamed "I'll start this show"
And then fire flew from her nostrils
And then poison from her toes
"Well you think you pull this country's strings?"
She roared with an evil hiss
You DID support the war DAY ONE
And there's piles of proof on this
When Hillary finished
Barack said "nice but let's REALLY have fun"
Got some stuff on you right here
So let me show YOU how it's done
He said "Soon you'll be poutin'
Shunned gal shunned
The case is in the courts and you know that hun!
Financial fraud again - with so much dough!
And audio tape bytes
Oh Hill No"
Hillary raised her head
With no intention to be sweet
She'd now do more than belittle
Then dropped dead fish at his feet
Barack said, "Hillary, don't turn your back
If you hope to survive the pen
I'll tell you once I'm elected, witch
They'll be no pardon then
She spit fire from her mouth, oh
Run Boy Run!
Hillary's in house - needs an exorcism
"35 year lie - they're too stupid to know"
Granny see the big fight?
Yes, great show!
[Instrumental to end]
Bill and Hillary To Face Fraud Trial - - - "While Hillary Clinton battles Barack Obama on the campaign trail, a judge in Los Angeles is quietly preparing to set a trial date in a million fraud suit that aims to expose an alleged culture of widespread corruption by the Clintons and the Democratic Party...."
- an up to date artilce on the upcoming trial, written 2/2008
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