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Song Parodies -> "Fast Food Fighting"

Original Song Title:

"Kung Fu Fighting"

Original Performer:

Ccarl Douglas

Parody Song Title:

"Fast Food Fighting"

Parody Written by:

Kristian

The Lyrics

this better be an original idea well Im only new to the sute and I dunno if anyone has covered this. if they have then I'am sorry
...Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah...
...Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah...
...Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah...
...Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah...

(sudden tempo jump)

Everybody was fast-food fighting
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
big macs flew past like lightning
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
Those whoppers were a little bit frightening
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
subway subs thrown with expert timing
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)

They were throwing salted fries
And nuggets all aorund
There was a pizza thrown up,
There was a pizza thrown down
It's a modern take away art,
And every employee knows their part
How to cause riot,
In the food court can't diet!

Everybody was fast-food fighting
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
big macs threw fast like lightning
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
those whoopers were a little bit frightening
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
subway subs thrown expert timing
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)

There was funky Ray Kroc,
And Colnel Sanders in his jocks
They said, "Here comes the government -
HUH! HAH! Let's get it on!"
they took fast food and made it a sport
killed local business without any remorse
local business went down quick
Now they're showing their fast-food tricks!

Everybody was fast-food fighting
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
popcorn chicken was flung like lightning
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
The McChickens were especially frightening
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
Everybody had expert timing
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)

Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah --- whack!
(dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah --- damn
(dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah --- whack!
(dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
"Oh no no NOOOOOOOOOOO" --- damn!
(dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah

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Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
You can't hide from flyin' fries! Good job.
Bizzy E - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow!!! that is so funny i wish i had thought of that!!!!!

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