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Song Parodies -> "Where Do The Dhimmis Pray"

Original Song Title:

"Where Do the Childen Play"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Where Do The Dhimmis Pray"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Wanna know how back thing are getting in the Islamic ummah? Well, I wanna tell you Fehd, it's so bad that Yusuf Salaam, has been obliged to go back to singing protest songs, like he did when he was known as Cat Stevens. Here's a couple of cuts from his new protest album "Blasphemer and The Firepit"
Well I think it's fine .. crashing jumbo planes
Taking a ride .. on the jihadi train
Switch on riots .. from fatwa machine
Blame all the Jews if you want to
Because you will scapegoat anything
I know we've come a long way
Appease us day to day
But tell me, where will the dhimmis pray (hey hey ha hey hey)

Well you lay down laws, for every part of life
To stay Allah's wrath, stopping clannish strife
And you make them harsh; penalties severe
But now ever'thing's haram
And it seems you rule by fear
I know we've come a long way
We're making Zi'nists pay
But tell me, where will the dhimmis pray (hey hey ha ..)

Well you've duped the West; taqiyyah's in the air
Will you keep on crying insult
Till there's no free speech out there
Will you make us rage; will you make us wail
Will you tell us how to live
Will you send us all to hell ... Wallahi!
I know we've come a long way
They're kowtowing day to day
Bass qul ni, where do the dhimmis pray (hey hey ha hey hey)

(And here is Yusuf's sensitive protest against the increasing repression and outright murder of Christians throughout what he has labeled the "Dar al 'Unf" (domain of violence)

Oh I'm being harrowed by a Moos shadow
Moos shadow, Moos shadow
Weepin' and hidin' from a Moos shadow
Moos shadow, Moos shadow
And if I ever lose my hands, lose my job, lose my lands
Yes, if I ever lose my hands (Al hamdu lilahi, Allahu dihum)
I won't pay jizya no more
And if I ever lose my ears, I won't moan, won't shed no tears
Yes, if I ever lose my ears (Alhamdu lilahi Allahu dihum)
I won't hear adhan no more

Oh, I'm being harrowed by a moon crescent
Moon crescent, moon crescent
Fleein' and wailin' from a moon crescent
Moon crescent, moon crescent
And if I ever lose my mouth, all my teeth, north and south
Yes if I ever lose my mouth (Alhamdu lilahi Allahu dihum)
Won't insult Islam no more
And if I ever lose my life, leave my child, leave my wife
Yes if I ever lose my life, (Alhamdu lilahi Allahu dihum)
Won't be a dhimmi .. no more

Did it take long to find me, I asked the hateful mob
Did it take long to find me
And are you gon' finish the job

Oh, I'm being harrowed by a Moos shadow
Moos shadow, Moos shadow
Cringin', abasin' to a Moos shadow
Moos shadow, Moos shadow

Moos shadow, moos shadow ...

Word definitions .. taqiyyah - strategic dissembling ... jizyah - tax paid by non-Muslims .. adhan - call to prayer ... bas qul ni - but tell me

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Islamic Rage Boy - June 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Yeah, going Islamic kind of put a disturbing new perspective on Cat Stevens' "Peace Train" song didn't it? Turns out that "Peace Train" goes straight to Auschwitz, where the passengers are rendered "peaceful" once and for all.
Callmelennie - June 07, 2013 - Report this comment
I've done a Yusuf Salaam version of "Peace Train" Not here, but elsewhere
Rob Arndt - June 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Well done- 555!

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