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Song Parodies -> "Wide Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Wild World"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Wide Girl"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

la la la la la la...la la..la...la

now that you're vast from your love of food
its cause you're always in binging moods
now your weight's off the chart...believe me
you ain't no pee-wee
the size you have achieved's..hard to bear
now you're running out of nice clothes to wear
and that's not a good thing...its sad...folks stare

ooh baby, baby...you're a wide girl
you're large in the thighs...jutting out a mile
ooh baby, baby...you're a wide girl
and its hard to remember you...tiny size, girl

i've never seen a butt like the caboose on you
saw you breaking a chair in two
and you're making all the fellows scat, girl
cause you're a fat girl
but if you wanna eat...just take care
hope you never gobble more...than your share
and just remember there's a lotta bad carbs out there

ooh baby, baby...you're a wide girl
you're large in the thighs...jutting out a mile
ooh baby, baby...you're a wide girl
and its hard to remember you...tiny size, girl

la la la la la la...la la..la...la

baby, you stuff food !
its loads that you eat...not three squares
now you got a load of spare tires down there
i can't remember when you wasn't fat...i declare...swear !

ooh baby, baby...you're a wide girl
you're large in the thighs...jutting out a mile
ooh baby, baby...you're a wide girl
and its hard to remember you...tiny size, girl



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lilCarbCakes - September 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Fav line: " . .. there's a lot of Bad barbs out there." Great write sir Alvin, from one who got into shape this year !
John Barry - September 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I eat up gluttony parodies. Soooooooooo much better than the OS.
alvin - September 19, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks lilCarbCakes...and congrats....thanks john...glad ya enjoyed
2Eagle - September 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Weighty and good.
AFW - September 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Some broads are wide...timely and right on
alvin - September 21, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle and AFW
PMS - September 21, 2008 - Report this comment
My favorite line also was the bad carb line

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