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Song Parodies -> "Moonshiner"

Original Song Title:

"Moonshadow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Moonshiner"

Parody Written by:

Chelsea

The Lyrics

Funny song about a fictional redneck moonshiner.
Moonshiner - to the tune of Moonshadow by Cat Stevens

Oh, Im gonna grow up and be a moonshiner,
moonshiner, moonshiner,
selling that brew oh Im a moonshiner,
moonshiner, moonshiner

Stirrin’ up that bathtub gin, oh no! The cops
don’t let them in,
I can’t afford to go to jail oh if....
I go it could affect my sales.
Livin in a van by the river,
so cold at night that I shiver,
just take a gulp it’ll numb the cold oh if.... you do you’ll shiver no more

Oh, Im gonna grow up and be a moonshiner,
moonshiner, moonshiner,
selling that brew oh Im a moonshiner,
moonshiner, moonshiner

fill those jugs with that sweet stuff,
you know you’ll never have enough,
if you buy it I’ll get rich, oh if....
You do I might not have to work no more
My husband is a lazy ass,
a scummy piece of trailer trash
got twentyfive kids in this van
might have another oh man, oh if...
. I do we’ll be so screwed...

Do you wanna buy some moonshine? I ask everyone that comes by..
Do you wanna buy some moonshine? It sure as hell beats wine.

Oh, Im gonna grow up and be a moonshiner,
moonshiner, moonshiner,
selling that brew oh Im a moonshiner,
moonshiner, moonshiner

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littleTequilaCakes - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Ay, Tequila !
Peregrin - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I enjoyed the read, but had great trouble matching it to the OS.

Good luck in the Champions' League Final on May 21 in Moscow, Chelsea. Stick it right up Sir Fergie and the over-hyped Reds.

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