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Song Parodies -> "Boring Ass Oprah"

Original Song Title:

"Morning Has Broken"

Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Boring Ass Oprah"

Parody Written by:

U Guest It

The Lyrics

Another piece from my 'Oprah-etta'...
Boring ass Oprah
She leaves me snoring
Like Deepak Chopra
But not as "deep"
Talk about feelings
Just makes me vomit
Talk about "healing"
Puts me to sleep

Someone to tell you
What book to read next
Someone to sell you
Her magazine
What is her subtext
As she instructs you?
"You are my subjects,
I am your Queen."

You feel empowered:
"Oprah – she loves me!"
Good feelings shower,
Falling like rain
It's an illusion
Like a narcotic
Masking confusion
Just like cocaine

She loves you dearly
Yes, I'll admit it
She speaks sincerely
"You are the best!"
Yes, you are "her girls"
And yes, she loves you,
But girls, it's her world
You're just a guest

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Adagio - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Good one!!
TJC - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Really excellent work, here... well crafted and incisive with a humorous point of view....I've just got to give you... (you guessed it)... 5's !
Tim Hall - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Fabulous! I wish Dr. Phil could read this and give input.
stuart mcarthur - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm always dazzled by your stuff "U Guest It" and this was sublime - great target well hit too - 555
Kristof Robertson - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Fabulously cutting piece of writing here, U. Great use of language, and enough humour in your cynicism to make this a top shelf parody. 555
Ann Hammond - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Peregrin - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
U Guest it, and I voted it. 5's, couldn't agree more with the sentiment
U Guest It - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the comments Adagio, TJC, Tim Hall, stuart mcarthur, Kristof Robertson, Ann Hammond and Peregrin!
SickOfYouPeople - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Tell it, sister!Sick of that woman.Freaking egomaniass.
Chris Pollman - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree. Good parody, really funny stuff. 555
U Guest It - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, SOYP (but it's mister not sister), and Chris.

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