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Song Parodies -> "Small World"

Original Song Title:

"Wild World"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Small World"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

now, on that last disney trip with you
you said, "i wanna ride one thing through
cause its precious with art that's kitschy"
leave it to disney
a little boat will weave...through that lair
yeah, they have a lot of cute kids who blare
but lord, the song, those tykes sing...gets old, i swear

ooh, baby, baby...its a small world
you sit and float by...grit your teeth and smile
ooh, baby, baby...its a small world
this ride's even sickening...to a child, girl

you know i like a lot of what ol' walt would do
he had a brilliant idea or two
but this set-up really comes off sad, girl
its really bad, girl
but if you're gonna grieve, i'll play fair
join you in the boat and "fun", we'll share
but just remember there's a very bad tune to bear

ooh, baby, baby...its a small world
you sit and float by...grit your teeth and smile
ooh, baby, baby...its a small world
this ride's even sickening...to a child, girl

(small world tune bleeds through the piano solo)

baby, i'll join you
if i have to heave, best beware
hoping that i don't...but i'd better prepare
cause i remember that i'll truly despair...in there
where ?

ooh, baby, baby...its a small world
you sit and float by...grit your teeth and smile
ooh, baby, baby...its a small world
this ride's even sickening...to a child, girl

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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John Barry - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Brings back memories.
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john
Tommy Turtle - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Guess that answers question in comment to your other post today.... yea, you have been to Disney recently....
Torture? Drugs? I always figured they could just ride criminal suspects, POWs, etc. through there until they spilled their guts... I'd cave in two minutes. 555
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks tommy lol
AFW - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for takin' me top DL..never been there..
Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Ha! Good one - I didn't expect this from the title, AFW - I remember having ahard time with this OS, but this was great - 555
Red Ant - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Small World (and that f***ing song) is the worst thing ever created; I'm sure that if criminals were sentenced to that ride instead of prison there would be no crime left in America - then again, it is cruel and unusual punishment. I would plug my parody of "It's A Small World", but a strong possiblilty exists that you'd get TOS stuck in your head for days (plus, the pacing sucked). 5s.
Larry Hensley - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
It's a big parody, 555s
alvin rhodes - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW stuart red ant and larry
LucidLupin - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Landed three fives here
Meriadoc - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Just ran across this Alvin - hilarious!

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