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Song Parodies -> "One Ring Is Molten"

Original Song Title:

"Morning Has Broken"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"One Ring Is Molten"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

One Ring is molten
Now it's un-forming

Mount Doom is joltin'
'tis the Ring's tomb

Praise for the Halfling
Praise with rejoicing

Praise Gondor's sapling
Fresh from the Earth


Sauron is falling
Barad-Dur's broken

Future is calling
All Middle-Earth

To a new age of
Blessings unspoken

Elves are departing
Men show their worth


Bilbo and Frodo
Weary Ring-Bearers

Westward with Elves go
For peace at last

Healing is certain
They sail together

Back rolls tears' curtain
Like silver glass

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Phil Alexander - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Aah... very sweet, JD.
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Molten rings...I thought it was gonna be about something else..:-)
Guy - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Not much of a Rings fan but this was well executed.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Three fives for the send-up king, wonderful try... Seriously though, this parody was gracefully and simply done...touching compared to some of the LotR-themed rewrites I've seen here. Bravo!
Dee Range - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny. excellent as usual. As a Tolkien fan, I think he would love it also. 555. And on another note, rooting for the RED SOX as you do, I hope you enjoy the FLASH CARTOON I am releasing on the internet right this instant. Go to www.derangedcartoon.com and laugh your ass off to THE BATTLE CRY OF THE RED SOX!!
2nz - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Poetic, JD.
pickle - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Sweet!
Paul Robinson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
What Guy said.
alvin rhodes - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
elegantly expressed, my friend...5s
Stuart McArthur - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Having watched LOTR for the first time on Sunday, THIS STUFF IS STARTING TO MAKE SENSE - AT LAST! (excuse my joy) - good one Johnny - 555
Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, Philbo, Kristof, Guy, Ingeborg, Dee, 2nz, pickle, Paul, Alvin, and Stuart. Dee - I watched your Red Sox flash cartoon - frikkin' hilarious, dude! I especially got a chuckle from seeing Steinbrenner's talking-head show up where A-Fraud's heart was not! LOL!
Dee Range - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, glad u liked it !!!! Thanks for taking a peek at it....I know it takes a long time to load....
Georgina Parry - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Simply elegant and so funny. Well done.
Johnny D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Georgina!
Michael Pacholek - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Tolkeinians and Red Sox fans can both kiss my Astroturf. But I'm not bitter. Really.
Johnny D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, King Pacholek of Steinbrennerland.

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