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Song Parodies -> "Moses Has Spoken"

Original Song Title:

"Morning Has Broken"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Moses Has Spoken"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

moses has spoken
first thing this morning
silence was broken
we heard his words
praised him by singing
he began warming
good vibes were springing
we are his herd

yes, we are jews, all
we're bound for heaven
we are not rueful
we've been harassed
we feel completeness
we've not been hardened
all here is sweetness
jews have amassed

moses is sunlight
shines in the morning
he is the one light
that's here to stay
praise the jew nation
though trouble's storming
we feel elation
he's come today

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Johnny D - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Mazel Tov! 555
Leo Jay - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Good stuff.
south park al - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
bless you all
John Barry - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
A touch of ironic genius, resetting this to the lyrics of an anti-Semitic, terrorist-loving scumbag.
Paul Robinson - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
South Al - This was great. You got me, too, because I was expecting it to be something about Moses showing up at South Park and ending part of some obscene situation with those kids. Yeah, I would have laughed probably, but his was better. 5's. On a larger note, I've just been blown away at the large number of incredibly well-written, well-thought out, thought-provoking pieces I've read just from today's postings so far. The wide variety of topics and issued brought forward has been amazing. Thanks to all.
The Hagiographer - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Moses: "G-d, this stiff-necked chosen people of Yours give me such a headache!"

G-d: "Take these two tablets and stop your kvetching."
MrMacphisto - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Barry as well.... good job....
Stray Pooch - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
NOTE: The original song is NOT a composition by Cat Stevens. It is a well-known Christian hymn written by Eleanor Farjeon. (I collect hymnals, owning around 300.) Cat just thought it would be a good thing to record. (He was not yet Muslim at the time.) South Park Al: great job! 555.
Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Moses? As in Charlton Heston? The only way you're gonna get fives is to pry 'em from my cold, dead hands! Not really. Woe to he who gives this ones!

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