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Song Parodies -> "Morning has Broken (The Real Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Morning has Broken"

Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Morning has Broken (The Real Version)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Morning has broken
Alarm is torture
Blackbird has spoken
Blackbird's now dead
Damn that bright sunlight
Must fix the curtains
It's killing my eyes
Wish I was dead

Neighbour's dog barking
Turn the hose on him
Small children laughing
Axe is in shed
Why's this guy singing
At six in the morning
Now I am thinking
There's a hole in his dead

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Steven Cavanagh - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like you need: Coffee is opened, Water is pouring. Sugar is added, Spoon is now stirred. Loaded with caffeine, I face the morning. Now I'm surviving, Vision not blurred.
Guy - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This is an amazing parody to a song that I myself have done more than once. Very good job and 5s are voted for a worthy parody. But I don't understand why it only has three votes.


I think this deserves more than just two comments and three votes. There are great and funny lines in this parody. ie, the blackbird and the dog and the axe in the shed. All made me LOL. This may be a very short parody but it is very sweet.
Johnny D - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the attention-grabber Guy - helps me wake up and pay attention when I bypass something that should not be missed! Yep, this is a good one. 5's
Agrimorfee - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Guy. I wasn't all that impressed.
Blondie - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comments everyone. S.C. I think coffee would be the solution. Why on earth was I brought up on tea. Excuse the typo in the last line. It's meant to be head not dead. It's because I typed it before 10am
Meriadoc - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah! I thought I voted on this, but I guess I didn't... I thought it was quite funny!

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