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Song Parodies -> "Why Does My Hair Turn Gray?"

Original Song Title:

"Where Do The Children Play?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Why Does My Hair Turn Gray?"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Well I think it's great that I'm not thirty.
I have overcome insecurity.
The anxiety's out of what is me.
Yes, stability is really cool, no hyperactivity.

I know I've come a long way,
I'm wiser every day,
But tell me, why does my hair turn gray?

Well I feel like I have peace of mind.
In daily life I do not feel so blind.
The fog has lifted, and my mind is clear.
So I can go on and on, and it feels like I have no fear.

I know I've come a long way,
I'm wiser every day,
But tell me, why does my hair turn gray?

Well my mind is there, but my body's not.
Recently my health has not been hot
And it puts me on the spot
We get too soon old, also too late smart
Why is it when things improve, then my body falls apart?

I know I've come a long way,
I'm wiser every day,
But tell me, why does my hair turn gray?
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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diddlysmom - July 23, 2007 - Report this comment
kinda good but al has you beat buddy.....

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