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Song Parodies -> "Collectors"

Original Song Title:

"Moonshadow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Collectors"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Here's #100

Oh, I'm being harassed by bill collectors, collectors, collectors.
Dodging and avoiding bill collectors, collectors, collectors.

Visited the doctor today, insurance, would not pay,
Visited the doctor today, Visit....I hope I'm not gravely ill.
I can't pay electricity, Now it's the bills I can't see,
I can't pay electricity, I can't.... I won't have to see the bills.

Oh, I'm being harassed by bill collectors, collectors, collectors.
Dodging and avoiding bill collectors, collectors, collectors.

She overcharged my credit card, now my life, becomes more hard,
She overcharged my credit card, Over....Now I have to pay in cash.
I can't even pay the gas bill, no cooking is, not a thrill,
I can't even pay the gas bill, At least....There are no gas leaks...

Did it take long to find me? I asked the collector.
Did it take long to find me? And I hope you are not sore
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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Ethan Mawyer - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
congrats on 100. i'm sorry i don't know the original
Peregrin - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I do! I liked it but I had a fair bit of trouble with the pacing Tim.
Wild Man - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Congrads on your 100th. I Liked your parody.

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