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Song Parodies -> "Water Has Broken"

Original Song Title:

"Morning Has Broken"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Water Has Broken"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Water has broken, two in the morning,
We are going to, the hospital
I check my wallet, for insurance card
My wife is in pain, climbing the wall.

Having contractions, they're getting closer
As she is sitting, in a wheelchair.
Pray for some morphine, with her legs spread out
Coaching her labor, look if you dare

Hurry and come out, this is her warning,
Pain makes her angry, objects are hurled
Struggling to get out, of the uterus,
Reluctant to come, and face the world.
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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Guy DiRito - September 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done. I've done two on this song myself. It's got so many possibilities. Hope to see more on this song. Is this based on a true story? If so, congrats.

BTW - Great line. ==> 'Pain makes her angry, objects are hurled'
Wild Man - September 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Been there too my man times three. Happy occasion.... BTW my 25year old still lives at home, and pays no rent but all that's gonna change if he ever graduates.
Jennifer C. - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment
That made me laugh. And "look if you dare". Hahah.
Jonathan C. - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
No relation.;)

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