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Song Parodies -> "Eddie's Teddy (Autistic Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Eddie's Teddy"

Parody Song Title:

"Eddie's Teddy (Autistic Remix)"

Parody Written by:

Sheogorath

The Lyrics

You know the song 'Eddie's Teddy' from 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'? Well, I repurposed it. Please don't ask me why.
Scott: From the day he was born
He was placid
Und yet was the thorn
In his mutter's side
She tried in vain
Narrator: ...but he never caused her nothing but shame
Scott: He went into a home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was to be like a norm
With a motorbike
Not shot up with drugs...
Narrator:By those violent Plethistic thugs!
Scott: Taking everyone for a ride...
All: When Eddie said he wanted to wed his teddy
You knew that he was Autistic
But when he had a meltdown over a burnt hash brown
Frank: What a guy!
Janet: Makes you cry
Scott: Und I did
Columbia: Other schoolkids shoved him
I swear I really loved him
I said, hey, listen to me;
Stay sane inside insanity!
But they locked the door and threw away the key
Scott: Und he must have been drawn
Into someplace
Making him warn
Me in a note which reads...
All: What's it say? What's it say?
Eddie: I'm out of my head
Oh, hurry, or I may be dead
Judge Rotenberg commits real evil deeds (scream)
All: When Eddie said he wanted to wed his teddy
You knew that he was Autistic
But when he had a meltdown over a burnt hash brown
Frank: What a guy!
Janet: Makes you cry
Scott: Und I did
All: When Eddie said he wanted to wed his teddy
You knew that he was Autistic
But when he had a meltdown over a burnt hash brown
Frank: What a guy! (Whoa, hoh, hoh)
Janet: Makes you cry (Hey, hey, hey)
Scott: Und I did (Eddie)
Copyright © 2012 Romersa's Protégé. Individuals and groups are free to copy, share, and perform this work for non-commercial purposes. All other rights reserved. (Adapted from 'Eddie's Teddy'; Copyright © 1973 Richard O'Brien. All rights reserved.)

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