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Song Parodies -> "Christian Right Goes Too Far"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Christ Superstar"

Parody Song Title:

"Christian Right Goes Too Far"

Parody Written by:

giblet o'sarcasm (with bartholomew cheapshot)

The Lyrics

A look at today's Pharisees--the so-called Religious Right
MUSIC: 'JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR'--ORCHESTRAL INTRO

Every time I hear from them, I don't understand
How Falwell and Robertson get so out of hand
They've been called America's own Taliban
Why do they say such hurtful things and what is their plan?

With the hate they spread, they are dividing our nation
At a time like this, that's just a pure abomination

Don't you get it guys (repeat 4x)
Your corruption shows (repeat 4x)

CHORUS: Christian Right, Christian Right
Think they own God like a copyright (repeat 2x)
Christian Right, culture czars
Try to make everyone like they are (repeat 2x)

MUSIC: INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE

Ever since the 1980's, it's been the same
Mixing church and politics is such a weird game
Are the things they say designed to cause people pain
Or the GOP's political and financial gain?
We could always be a much more spiritual nation
But that won't come out of theocratic legislation

Don't you get it guys? (repeat 4x)
Your corruption shows (repeat 4x)

CHORUS: (REPEAT)

Christian Right, Christian Right
Choosing the wrong enemies to fight (repeat 2x)

Christian Right, comes up short
The world's oppressors they oft support (repeat 2x)

Christian Right, hypocrites
Call something liberal, it gives them fits (repeat 2x)

Christian Right, goes too far
Who in the world do they think they are? (repeat 2x)

Try to make everyone.....
Try to make everyone like they are......Christian Right!


copyright 2001 bartholomew cheapshot and giblet o'sarcasm

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