(To the tune of King Herod's Song)

K-Mart I am overjoyed to be here face to face.
You've been getting quite a name all around the place.
A brand new sale price on this futon bed.
I understand the sale is gone.
At least, that's what you've said.

So, if this is the price yes the new lower price..
Prove to me that you're divine; charge me pennies for this wine.
That's all you need do, and I'll know it's not true.
Come on, don't you refuse.

The sale page we received today has been a fuss around here,.
It's all we talked about; it's the sale price of the year.
Oh what a pity if it's all a lie.
Still, I'm sure that you can bend the numbers if you try.

So, if this is the price, yes the new lower price.
Prove to me now don't be cruel; Help me with this wading pool.
Would you do this for me, let me have it for free.
Come on, don't you refuse.

I only ask things I'd ask any Super Store.
Tell me what it is you have that puts you where you are?
I am waiting, yes, I'm a captive fan.
I'm dying to be shown that you will help me with my plan.

So, if this is the price, yes the new lower price.
Go to households with this bed. You can carry it on your head.
Or has something gone wrong? Why do you take so long?
Come on, don't you refuse.

Hey! Are you sure that's the price, yes the new lower price?
That's a joke. You bimbo broad. You're nothing but a fraud.
Take this away. I've got nothing to say!
Get out, I'm telling on you.
Get out.
Get out of my store!