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Song Parodies -> "Jim Cramer's Crazed"

Original Song Title:

"Those Were The Days (All In The Family Theme)"

Parody Song Title:

"Jim Cramer's Crazed"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Stambo

The Lyrics

Self-explanatory, I think.
Boy the way that madman yells
All those random buys and sells
Like a drunken Orson Welles
Jim Cramer's Crazed

He appears at six o'clock
Out from underneath a rock
Follow his advice and you may find you're soon deep in hock

Back in former centuries
Rabies was a feared disease
He thinks it proves expertise
Jim Cramer's Crazed

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 9

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Michael Pacholek - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny, but I'd rather listen to Cramer any day than his partner, recovering cocaine addict (and Republican activist) Larry Kudlow, who still thinks tax cuts are the answer to everything. Kudlow may be the calm one, but compared to him, Cramer's the sane one. Come to think of it, he looks more like he could be Kelsey Grammer's brother than David Hyde Pierce ever managed to.
Dee Range - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
555. Great job with a short OS that leaves you little to work with. I'd bet you could write another one to the OS called "Old Kramer's Crazed", about Michael Richards, from Seinfeld's "Kramer"
AFW - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
TV seems to be your ongoing theme, lately...and you're doing very well with it...I have passed the Cramer show while surfing... liked that "Orson Welles" line
Jonathan S. to Dee Range - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Or as CBC's comedy-news program, "This Hour Has 22 Minutes," would call him, "KKKramer." Ya gotta love the CBC!
cnbc's biggest fan - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Great parody, u seemed to have summed up Jimmy (my nickname for Jim Cramer) in a nutshell. I think he's funny but he can be crazy. I live in Europe so I don't get to see Mad Money ;-(. CNBC r so mean there. I'm a huge fan of CNBC as u notice from my name. Check out my CNBC-related parody "How Did You Hire An Anchor Like Maria". It's a really cool song about Maria Bartiromo from CNBC's "Closing Bell".
Jonathan S. - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I said "CBC," not "CNBC!" (Or: if you're gonna change the suject, at least let us know!)
Stefan - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Jonathan, Jim Cramer is on wall street, Kosmo Cramer on Seinfeld is Michael Richards. PS: The CBC sucks.

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