Song Parodies -> You Shouldn't Have Sued Them
| Original Song Title: | "Natural Woman" |
| Original Performer: | Carol King |
| Parody Song Title: | "You Shouldn't Have Sued Them" |
| Parody Written by: | MarthaDTox |
This is about a supermodel called Kate Moss who twice sued newspapers the Mirror and the Mail .. for libel and won .. they were commenting on her use of cocainefinally the Mirror staked her out in a sting at her popstar boyfriend's recording studio and ran a huge story with a pic of her taking cocaineThe Mail suggested that she was an unfit mother and that her child should be taken away ..and the police are supposedly investigatingreal tabloid revenge stuff...
They staked you out such a cryin shame
But their wrath you inspired
You should have known they'd play their dirty games
That your win would backfire
Before that Mirror law suit
They hadn't been unkind
Now you can say good bye
to your peace of mind
They've made you feel (3 times)
That you shouldn't have sued them
And with the Mail you thought they'd lost that round
But you were wrong to claim it
You didn't know how bad revenge can be
When you diss them they hate it
But you're no longer doubtful
You know they've won the war
Cos if they make you baby
they can break you that's for sure
CHORUS
Ooooh Katie what they've done to you
They've make you feel so bad inside)
And they just wanna be (wanna be)
Trashin you until you've got no place to hide
repeat chorus ad lib
But their wrath you inspired
You should have known they'd play their dirty games
That your win would backfire
Before that Mirror law suit
They hadn't been unkind
Now you can say good bye
to your peace of mind
They've made you feel (3 times)
That you shouldn't have sued them
And with the Mail you thought they'd lost that round
But you were wrong to claim it
You didn't know how bad revenge can be
When you diss them they hate it
But you're no longer doubtful
You know they've won the war
Cos if they make you baby
they can break you that's for sure
CHORUS
Ooooh Katie what they've done to you
They've make you feel so bad inside)
And they just wanna be (wanna be)
Trashin you until you've got no place to hide
repeat chorus ad lib
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Of course, if she wasn't on the powder they couldn't have caught her. Besides, she should have known it's bad luck to break a Mirror. :-)
But will her litigation winnings offset the contracts she lost for having her image tarnished? Excellent job of satirizing another situation where only the lawyers seem to benefit. Welcome back, Helen.
both very good points!! cheers thanks John and Rex
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