Song Parodies -> I Feel The Hearse Move (Now I'm Hanging With The E

Original Song Title:

"I Feel The Earth Move"

Original Performer:

Carole King

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Feel The Hearse Move (Now I'm Hanging With The E"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

Well, I wrote two parodies last night using this Carole KIng song and I was only going to post one, but I couldn't decide which one. However, now that "Sexual Parodies" are taboo I figure Monday's entries might be a little thin, so I'm going to post both and let the voter's tell me which (if either) they like the best. This version is just a WEE bit on the dark side...
I feel the hearse move, guess I'm dead meat
I see the lid, it's coming down, it's closing down
I see my parts, they're dismembered
And now I'm pure ground round

They lay me in a hallowed place
Now I'm starting to decay
My body's getting moldy
As those worms keep chomping away

I think I'm cursed; I'm doomed to repeat
The evil dead; their cries resound, I fear them now
I kneel and recall the memories
of people that have drowned

Those demons, feel them near me
they'll soon render me quite insane
I need to find a potion
and the skull of a dead Dane
Yeah, I know that this sounds crazy
(Uh-huh-huh, it's crazy, yeah-hey)

Now I'm immersed, ooze covers my feet
and clouds of flies cover that mound; cover the ground
Yes, I'm accursed; true, demons I'll meet
I cannot die; my soul is bound
The devil's in control
He owns my very soul
I'm gonna rot and mold; forever
(forever, forever, rest - never)
I have unearthed ghouls; raised up the Beast
I hear the cries of rabid hounds
of rabid hounds, of rabid hounds
(repeat to fade)
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Pacing: 4.5
 
How Funny: 4.7
 
Overall Rating: 4.6
 

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Adagio - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I gave you a 5 on funny...you decide how to use it. It was a rather dark parody, but I liked it. 5's
Paul Robinson - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, Thanks! Rather dark, for sure, but all those ghoulish rhymes just fell right into place like someone else was in control...(just kidding...heh,heh...)
John Barry - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
The plot, so to speak, thickens.
Paul Robinson - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks again, JB.
Johnny D - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh Nobly Born, realize now that the Wrathful Deities are nothing but the reflection of thine own karma, hold firmly to that realization, and the Wrathful Deities shall melt into their Peaceful Aspects and thou shalt surely attain liberation through the Second Bardo. Oh yeah, 5's.
Paul Robinson - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - hmmm...for a second there I thought maybe you had the skull of that dead Dane my character was in need of. However, it does appear that your incantation might work even with the missing head-piece.
Johnny D - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
BEHOLD, The Tibetan Book Of The Dead:

http://www.buddhistinformation.com/tibetan/the_tibetan_book_­of_the_dead.htm

http://alexm.here.ru/mirrors/www.enteract.com­/jwalz/Eliade/162.html
Paul Robinson - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - hmmm....I'm not quite sure I'm ready to make the leap directly from Sexually-Oriented Parodies to Black Magic. All I really know about it is from some dreadfully bad but really creepy movies I saw on late-night TV about 10 years or so ago.
Johnny D - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
PR - do not take me seriously here. I am frickin' jokin'. Nevertheless, old acid head hippy guru Timothy Leary sure liked the ol' Tibetan Book Of The Dead! (P.S., it's not "black magic")
Paul Robinsonq - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - Kinda thought so. Your mention of the TBOTD did bring to mind an image of a parody-writer being carted off while babbling oaths to Lucifer and someone commenting "Well, at least he stopped writing those disgusting "Sex" parodies".
alvin rhodes - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
well, you know me...the sicker, the better....5s
Paul Robinson - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - well, then this one was pretty much right up your very haunted alley. Thanks!

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