SUMMARIZATION:
This one actor's career is draggin'
Tryin' to sponsor radioactive manure
Even though Urnie (Ernie) has no opinion
A striker named Jewellery (Julie) came along to settle the score
Their trip was abour to worsen
'Cause of a slimeball named Elmyra Shrunk (Elijah C. Scuggs)
He splashed the same dung on our guy
Thus giving him a horrific mug

Ripey Colgate (Ricky Coogan), was self-respectful which was wrong
Ripey Colgate, he made new friends while he was gone
There was the Dork Boy, Cozy (Nosey) & Sunkhead
The wisest one was the Squirm (Worm)
The Bearded Lady's a tough guy
and some frog played by Tim Burns
Ripey Colgate, Ripey Colgate

He was warned by a human Fievel named Puny (Stuey)
Saying that stool was dangerously bad
They tried everything to escape, dressing like Barnyard Commandos and milkmen
But due to Elmyra's eyeballish goons they've benn had.

Speaking of betrayal, the makers of the product
Played said ringmaster, it's true
Offputting enough, he had the upper hand
Making most of them into "a really big shoe!"

Ripey Colgate, at this point is totally freakish
He tortured Elmyra to changing them back, making him squeamish
He finally confessed the antidote watching the opening credits of this bomb
Some macaroons could fix through sharing before Cousin Eddie was undone
Macaroons made sorta sweet Ripey Colgate normal again
Ripey Colgate...Ripey Colgate