i feel the earth move under my feet
it must be cartman stumblin' 'round
i feel the ground start to tremblin'
whenever he's around

oh eric...when you feed your face
hella fat is how you'll stay
i just can't...understand it
how you stand to be that way

i feel your girth proves you like to eat
i see the food tumblin' down
i feel you can't stop your nibblin'
whenever food's around

oh eric...when i'm near you
and you greedily stuff your face
i notice your devotion
its something of a disgrace
you've just got to diet, baby
uh huh huh...uh huh huh...yeah yeah

i bet you can't look down at your feet
because you're really fat and round...a large walkin' mound
and still you search for something to eat
so you can sit and scarf it down

you need some weight control
you need to set some goals
you gotta lotta rolls
all over...all over...all over...all over

i see your tongue move over your teeth
and hear you make a slurpin' sound...and swallow it down
i see your jaws move...above and beneath
as you begin to bolt it down
and gobble it down
and gobble it down
gobble it down
and gobble it down
gobble it downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn