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Song Parodies -> "I Feel The Earth Move"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel The Earth Move"

Original Performer:

Carole King

Parody Song Title:

"I Feel The Earth Move"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

a song about south park's cartman
i feel the earth move under my feet
it must be cartman stumblin' 'round
i feel the ground start to tremblin'
whenever he's around

oh eric...when you feed your face
hella fat is how you'll stay
i just can't...understand it
how you stand to be that way

i feel your girth proves you like to eat
i see the food tumblin' down
i feel you can't stop your nibblin'
whenever food's around

oh eric...when i'm near you
and you greedily stuff your face
i notice your devotion
its something of a disgrace
you've just got to diet, baby
uh huh huh...uh huh huh...yeah yeah

i bet you can't look down at your feet
because you're really fat and round...a large walkin' mound
and still you search for something to eat
so you can sit and scarf it down

you need some weight control
you need to set some goals
you gotta lotta rolls
all over...all over...all over...all over

i see your tongue move over your teeth
and hear you make a slurpin' sound...and swallow it down
i see your jaws move...above and beneath
as you begin to bolt it down
and gobble it down
and gobble it down
gobble it down
and gobble it down
gobble it downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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Pacing: 1.0
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Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 1

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   0

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sloatead - February 08, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, wonder why nobody's voting on this one
Paul Robinson - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin - Geez, only 1 vote on this before mine. Musta been a slow day on the site when you posted it. I'm doing one with this Carole King song and I wanted to make sure it was not something that had already been done. 5's from me...Actually, I might post two from this. I wrote two and I can't decide which one I like better. Maybe I will let the voting public decide...

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