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Song Parodies -> "You Can Text Me Tomorrow"

Original Song Title:

"Will You Love Me Tomorrow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carole King

Parody Song Title:

"You Can Text Me Tomorrow"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

You write sublime
Your tweets sing
Those Facebook posts
I’m liking
A face to face
Not what I had in mind
But you can text me tomorrow.

I like a posting
Measured
The briefest briefs bring
Pleasure.
A social read
Is easy for the eyes
Will you please text me tomorrow?

So why should words
Be spoken?
Let’s save our voice and use our thumbs
For when speech starts
I’m broken
Can’t connect
I get hung on tongue.

If I should find
You’re close by
I’ll drop my head
And text ‘hi’
No talk, my friend
I’d rather type and send
It’s best you text me tomorrow.

To talk
Takes time
Not time I’d like to spend
So please just text you tomorrow.
So please just text you tomorrow.
So please just text you tomorrow.

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WarrenB - June 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Last 3 lines should read:

So please just text me tomorrow.

Or you can leave it like it is and think of it as a texting typo!
John Barry - June 20, 2013 - Report this comment
This parody has text appeal.
WarrenB - June 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, JohnB.
Dave W. - June 20, 2013 - Report this comment
"Hung on tongue" is so embarrassing....better to play it safe 'til there's a cure
Jonathan - June 21, 2013 - Report this comment
5's BTW is it just me or does "the briefest briefs bring pleasure" sound like it could have another meaning...
WarrenB - June 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Dave, the visual is a bit disturbing. And Jonathan, um, not quite what I meant, but, er, I can see how, um, it might be, uh, construed as skimpy skivvies or, um, a quick performance...

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