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Song Parodies -> "Smack Talkin' Whacks"

Original Song Title:

"Smackwater Jack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carole King

Parody Song Title:

"Smack Talkin' Whacks"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Smack Talkin' Whack (noun)- Two legged creature indigenous to North America known for its self-righteous cries for attention most loudly displayed during the fall months. 2) a candidate for government office whose relish for negativity is only matched by the size of its astoundingly large cavernous head (see self-gratifying echo chamber).
Now smack talkin’ wacks, our country’s got some
They howl November tunes, like to squawk across the nation
They just blurt it out profuse
They always time it for the news
They’re full of vitriol, abuse
Just to fire up their congregations

Who can talk to a clan
When the brains are all unmanned?
No one

Hear howls and the grief, preachin’ putzes, goaders
They free form the facts to rile and astound the voters
Hear from their trumpet spout
“People heed the words I shout
Smart am I, you must rely.”
Twist out the words for the votes and the donors.

You can say they’ve a plan
But it won’t help the common man
No, no, no, no, no, no

They denounce all decriers, “They’re a bunch of traitors.
If you don’t believe our smack, then you’re a bunch of haters.”
You know it seems they lie with ease
Simple scapegoats fill their needs
And who exploits the worst of country’s big fears
Makes a fine dictator

We know, we know
Who can join with a band
With the I.Q. of a yam?
I.Q. of a yam?

Smack talking whacks, yeah
Smack talking whacks,
Bang a big drum
Yeah, smack talking whacks
Make a brain numb
Smack talking whacks
Smack talking whacks
A candidate once said to me
"Good friend, come and have some more tea."
With one mouth he sipped
While other did quip
"It's easy with two mouths, you see."


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AFW - October 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Very well said.
Old Man Ribber - October 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Warren - There but by the grace of amiright go I...lol! Nice. ;D

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