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Song Parodies -> "Too Soon (Baby)"

Original Song Title:

"Too Late (Baby)"

Original Performer:

Carole King

Parody Song Title:

"Too Soon (Baby)"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

{Pregnant 'Female' Apprentice*}

I was in the boardroom when my water broke
There on the carpets, it began to soak in
How could this of happened
I wish I was only joking

Well you're too soon, baby, Oh much too soon
Yeah you really have made an entrance
Something at first just hurt
And then you burst on the scene with vengeance

I hope that Mrs. Trump comes in the office today
She had baby Barron and she'd know just what to say
Now here he comes 'The Donald' and I can't shirk away

Well you're too soon, baby, Oh much too soon
Glad to see you're one healthy infant
People at work are myrth
That I gave birth in what seemed an instant

Here's comes Donald with congradulations
And then in comes Mellania, with baby Barron
And I'm floored at how they dode on my new addition

Still you're too soon, Bobby, Oh much too soon
Why you silly kid, made a big splash
I'm overjoyed but boy
I'm sort of cloyed that you gave me whiplash

* You never know these days

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Christie Marie M - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice take on a humorous approach to premature birth! That's not shocking news. Very scary to go into labor very early, though it hasn't happened to me just yet. Well, it's never too soon to give you 3 sets of 5's!
alvin - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
i especially liked the last line
Joe (sitting in for Song title cop) - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I liked it too, but TOS is called "It's Too Late." Still it gets perfect 5s. Great message.

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