{Pregnant 'Female' Apprentice*}

I was in the boardroom when my water broke
There on the carpets, it began to soak in
How could this of happened
I wish I was only joking


Well you're too soon, baby, Oh much too soon
Yeah you really have made an entrance
Something at first just hurt
And then you burst on the scene with vengeance


I hope that Mrs. Trump comes in the office today
She had baby Barron and she'd know just what to say
Now here he comes 'The Donald' and I can't shirk away


Well you're too soon, baby, Oh much too soon
Glad to see you're one healthy infant
People at work are myrth
That I gave birth in what seemed an instant


Here's comes Donald with congradulations
And then in comes Mellania, with baby Barron
And I'm floored at how they dode on my new addition


Still you're too soon, Bobby, Oh much too soon
Why you silly kid, made a big splash
I'm overjoyed but boy
I'm sort of cloyed that you gave me whiplash

* You never know these days