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Song Parodies -> "I've Given Birth"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel The Earth"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carole King

Parody Song Title:

"I've Given Birth"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i've given birth...zoom...down by my feet
i see a child tumblin' down
i feel my cord start a-tremblin'
as soon as he's unwound

oh baby....did you hurt your face ?
fell out of your mom today
oh darlin'...how you landed
when you slipped from me that way

i've given birth...whew...that was some feat
i see a child tumblin' down
it stopped my heart...so unsettlin'
that kid sure bounced around

oh darlin'...when you cleared me
and you clumsily fell....what shame
i...know some...sudden motion
did something to unplug my drain
i was shocked to have this baby

yeah yeah yeah...yeah yeah yeah...yeah yeah

i've given birth...whoosh...act is complete
i see a child tumblin' down
i given birth...true...right in the street
i see a child tumblin' down...tumblin' down

i had loose control
and it was hard to hold
then then that tot unrolled
all over...all over...all over...all over

i've given birth...whew...face like a beet
i see a child tumblin' down
tumblin' down...tumblin' down
tumblin' down...tumblin' down
tumblin'..........down


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Kristof Robertson - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
You've given birth, Al? I KNEW there was something enigmatic about you, but....;-) This was a load of fun. 555
Meriadoc - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Did he look just like Alice Cooper? ;-)
alvin rhodes - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks kristof and merry
Rick C - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent all around, alvin! Funny premise, great pacing. What else could you want in a parody. Thanks for the laughs. 555
AFW - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
You've given mirth, with this
PMS - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Reminds me of that scene from that Monty Python movie "The Meaning of Life" ("Get that, will you, Dierdre?") And made me laugh just as hard.
Adagio - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I just had to click on this. Alvin gave birth??????? Very funny parody. 5's
Red Ant - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Best one I've read today. 555
The Charnstar - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Definately the best I've read today also... And the first line was like BOOM! Monty Python, with that Every Sperm is Sacred Song HAHAHA! All 5's from Charnstar
alvin rhodes - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rick AFW PMS adagio red ant and charnstar
Gungagin - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Al is the bastard child of Alice Cooper and Steven Tyler.
alvin rhodes - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah, but they never acknowledged me...boo hoo
Arwen - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny, Alvin!
Paul Robinson - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job, alvin...it so happens I was working with this the other night...just trying to get a decent overlay recording of a couple parodies I wrote to this OS a while back. I like your version a whole lot...5's ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks arwen and paul
Peregrin - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry alvin, my congrats are 'overdue' :)

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