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Song Parodies -> "Fast Food Fighting"

Original Song Title:

"Kung Fu Fighting"

Original Performer:

Carl Douglas

Parody Song Title:

"Fast Food Fighting"

Parody Written by:

TechnoGotika

The Lyrics

Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...

Everybody was fast food fighing,
that pie was fast as lighning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning,
But it sure was less than fatening.

Went to this fast food restorant
way past old chinatown
Saw people gulfing up
without even chewing
It's a recent modern trick
And everybody know their late
to some urgent rendez-vous
dont ya hear your clock's thinkin' ?

Everybody was fast food fighing,
that pie was fast as lighning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning,
But it sure was less than fatning.

There is Mister Double Chin
And his daughter Charlene
He said, : "Here come my Big Mac (Haha)
Let's eat it up,"
The girl looked up, she took her fries,
Threw them around with her hand,
This sudden motion made me stiff,
Now there can be no turning back.

Everybody was fast food fighing,
that pie was fast as lighning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning,
But it sure was less than fatning.

Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...

(Keep up, Keep up, Keep up, Keep up, Will you!)

Everybody was fast food fighing,
that pie was fast as lighning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning,
But it sure was less than fatning.

Fast food fighing, god these make good projectiles...

(Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...)

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MewSword - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute... I'm a vegetarian. So I'd be puking... and I don't like pie. Whoo. What a hell hole.
Guy - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I gave you fives - the title alone deserves that.

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