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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Loves Doris Roberts"

Original Song Title:

"Kung Fu Fighting"

Original Performer:

Carl Douglas

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Loves Doris Roberts"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Everybody loves Doris Roberts
We're sick of Dickie Roberts
Forget about Julia Roberts
Or maybe that guy,Robert

She's an ugly TV star from a darn TV show
She was feeling so high,she was feeling so low
All the stupid sitcom crap,and everybody take a nap
It's the woman we hate,then we're being so irate

Everybody loves Doris Roberts
Those guys hate Dickie Roberts
They really hate Julia Roberts
And my name isn't Robert

There was crazy Kevin James and happy Brad Garrett
They said,look out it's Arthur,just go to heck
He thought he's mean like Steve Harvey,has a clumsy daughter Carrie
A sudden change had made us numb,a TV show that's being dumb

Everybody loves Doris Roberts
We all hate Dickie Roberts
And so does Julia Roberts
Even that guy named Robert

Everybody loves Doris Roberts
Those kids hate Dickie Roberts
Some people love Julia Roberts
Not that guy named Robert

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Total Votes: 1

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Leo Jay - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
What's with this whole Doris Roberts thing all of a sudden?
Dylan Baranski - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Who the heck is Doris Roberts?

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