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Song Parodies -> "Uruk-Fighting (Strider v.s. the Orcs!)"

Original Song Title:

"Kung-Fu Fighting"

Original Performer:

Carl Douglas

Parody Song Title:

"Uruk-Fighting (Strider v.s. the Orcs!)"

Parody Written by:

The Thought Police

The Lyrics

Bruce Lee did it ,Jackie Chan did it,Jet -Li did it. Did what ? Take on an band of enemies and come out on top ! When Strider did it in "Fellowship",how could this parody be far behind ?
Oh Uruk-Hai---
Oh Uruk Hai---
Oh Uruk Hai---
Oh Uruk Hai---
That Strider was Uruk fighting (Yah!) With moves as fast as lightning.(Hah!)
Them Uruk were a little bit frightening (Yah!) Strider fought with expert timing.(Hah!)
A band of crazy Orcs,all sent by Sauruman
To capture the One Ring,on a tip from poor Gollum
They took on Legolas,and fought with Gimli ,too.
And also Boromir,(although he'll not pull through!)
That Strider was Uruk-Fighting (Yah!) With moves as fast as lightning.(Hah!)
Them Uruk were a little bit frightening(Yah!)Strider fought with expert timing .(Hah!)
Those orcs killed Boromir-and they made it clear,
That Gimli and the Elf,must kick some Uruk-rear !
But the Orcs took Mer and Pip-and fled into the night
(No,not those other two-the ones from Am-I-Right !)
Still,Strider was Uruk-Fighting(Yah!) With moves as fast as lightning (Hah!)
Them Uruk were a little bit frightening-Strider fought with expert timing(Hah!)
Oh Uruk-Hai---
Oh Uruk Hai---
Oh Uruk Hai---
Oh Uruk Hai---

Imagine if Bilbo and the Police-traded Stings....

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Total Votes: 3

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Arwen - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Hooray! This is one of my very favorite parts of that movie! (I have about 3 hours worth of other favorite parts...but come on!) Aragorn could rock my socks any day of any age...but for now...I'll settle for this excellent parody! 555!
Johnny D - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good, and I can talk, because I know Judo, Karate, and several other....Japanese words.
The Thought Police - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank Arwen! That particular fight scene recently made it into a book detailing some of the greatest swordfights in movie history.(Now if only can I remember the name of that book! And thank you,Johnny D! I alway prefer hearing from you than from Johnnys A,B,and C !
Know 1 can hear you dream - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Nobody tosses a dwarf, but Iīm tossing you 3 x 5. Keeping to much of the original is normally not my cup of Romulan Ale, but thereīs always the exceptions where itīs done just right and this is one of them. :-)
pickle - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Aragorn does it for me too.

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