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Song Parodies -> "Facebook Fighting"

Original Song Title:

"Kung Fu Fighting"

Original Performer:

Carl Douglas

Parody Song Title:

"Facebook Fighting"

Parody Written by:

Melissa Barreca

The Lyrics

Facebook is the new wild west, with insults blazing through town. This is an ode to the culture of clash in modern social media.
(whoa, whoa, whoa...whoa, whoa, whoa)

Everybody was Facebook fighting.
Those keys were really flying.
Harsh barbs land fast as lightning.
It's more than a little bit frightening.

They were little pasty men, in a crabby cyber town.
Making memes up, and loading them down.
Modern fake news art, with no knowledge to impart,
Mix an insult with a quip, and shoot it from the hip.

Everybody was Facebook fighting,
Those slams were fast as lightning.
If you don't agree, you'll get a smiting.
I'll call you a smug little orange thing.

Liberal on the left, neo-con on the right.
They said, I'm the expert here (or no where), and flipped the keyboard on.
He took a shot, she made a stand, four letter words at hand.
While both of them were typing, their likes and shares were climbing.

Everybody was Facebook fighting.
Those trolls were really biting.
Narrow thinking, stale ideas cling.
And all the insults still ring.

Whether you're racist, homophobe,
Or just plain ignorant.
Facebook is your throne.
Even nimrods have to sit.

Everybody was Facebook fighting.
They may be right, but do the wrong thing.
They could choose words that don't sting.
But how much fun would that bring?
(c) 2018 Melissa Barreca http://www.everenough.com http://www.LinkedIn.com/in/melissabarreca

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CML - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment
My goodness, you're not getting any love at all, kiddo. You just happened to be a brand newbie who posted on a day where there was large number of submissions. Dont lose heart; this pretty good .... Amiright tends to ignore newbies.
Jonathan - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment
I was a newbie myself, once and didn't have an inkling of the skill demonstrated here! 5s
Agrimorfee - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment
Moobs are awesome. This was good. 555
Agrimorfee - July 21, 2018 - Report this comment
I meant to say noobs are awesome!
Darius Whitehead - July 21, 2018 - Report this comment
Noobs Are Like People That Play Games Like Roblox Or Minecraft Or Something.
CML - July 21, 2018 - Report this comment
Now that you see we're human and not zombies, try responding back.

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