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Song Parodies -> "Tofu Munching"

Original Song Title:

"Kung Fu Fighting"

Original Performer:

Carl Douglas

Parody Song Title:

"Tofu Munching"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Everybody was tofu munching
Those cats fast fast with crunching
In fact they never want to go punching
But they rather go out lunching

There were funky restaurants with funky Asian food
They were chowing them up and they were gulping them stewed
It's an ancient recipe and it was really on TV
From sushi into a snack, and eating on the track

[Repeat 1]

There was funky miso soup and little dumplings
He said here comes the head chef with chicken wings
We took chopsticks and dug right in, started chewing with a grin
The sudden growling made me burp now we're into some soup to slurp

[Repeat 1] x2

Make sure you have time for lunching
Tofu munching, had to be fast with crunching

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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MasonR - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
As the great Vegetarian Shakespeare once said (or so I'm told): Tofu or not Tofu, that is the question. 555s

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