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Song Parodies -> "Boxing Day Sale"

Original Song Title:

"Kung Fu Fighting"

Original Performer:

Carl Douglas

Parody Song Title:

"Boxing Day Sale"

Parody Written by:

Shadow

The Lyrics

ok this is the first song in my song a day campaign. I wrote it on well boxing day after hearing about a sale at guess. This song is pretty much all true.
Wal-mart's having a boxing day sale!
How ever there were no males,
The wives had their bank cards for safe keeping,
While their mates were at home sleeping,

Their was a 20 percent off sign, for a deal on gowns,
They were starting to run out, so they took the signs down,
It's an old tradition, and everyone had ambition,
To get to a sale first, In deals they were submersed,

Wal-mart's having a boxing day sale!
How ever there were no males,
The wives had their bank cards for safe keeping,
While their mates were at home sleeping,

There was a deal at foot locker, and a big stiches sale,
They said, we have some big deals, they will appeal,
My mom took the car and drove off, and she forgot about her cough,
The advertisement made her skip, to U.B.* was her trip!,

Wal-mart's having a boxing day sale!
How ever there were no males,
The wives had their bank cards for safe keeping,
While their mates were at home sleeping,

(repeat) Whith their mates at home sleeping,
Boxing day sale, cost me too much money.......
* U.B. stands for Urban Behaviour. I hear d my friend say it before so i included it in the parody.

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