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Song Parodies -> "Lust Will Keep Us Together"

Original Song Title:

"Love Will Keep Us Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Captain & Tennille

Parody Song Title:

"Lust Will Keep Us Together"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

One of my favorite love songs of all time- so I HAD to parody it!!!
Lust, lust will keep us together
Think of me, naked, whenever
Some dirty talkin' skank comes along
Wearin’ a thong, don't play around
Inside me is where you belong

Don’t stop, 'cause I really want you
Don’t stop, I'll be yearning for you
Look at my body
And let lust keep us together

You, you belong inside me now
In the shower, just drop the towel
When those dirty sluts start
Hanging around, slinkin’ around
Just hear me moan and push me to the ground

Don’t stop, 'cause I really want you
Don’t stop, I'll be yearning for you
Look at my body
And let lust keep us together

Hot and busty
You know I’m the one
When the skanks turn you off
I'll be urging you on
I thrill, I thrill, I thrill

I thrill, belong to you forever
Lust will keep us together
I climaxed before and I'll climax again
While others pretend
I need you inside me now and I need you inside me then

Don’t stop, 'cause I really want you
Don’t stop, I'll be yearning for you
Look at my body
And let lust keep us together, whatever
I thrill, I thrill, I thrill, I thrill

Better not stop, 'cause I really want you
Don’t stop, I've been yearning for you
Look at my body
And let lust keep us together, whatever
I thrill, I thrill, I thrill, I thrill


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and then there's Maude - July 12, 2011 - Report this comment
The Capt n' Tennille would be proud....LMAO!
Pink Wall Scaler - July 13, 2011 - Report this comment
When Capt + Tenille had their variety show on TV there was talk of them having an "open marriage" - that is, both of them had told each other that they didn't mind if they had other lovers on the side. I guess LUST would still keep them together anyway ; ) BTW, did you know that Toni Tenille did some guest singing on The Wall by PINK FLOYD (!). Read the liner notes.
Meriadoc - July 10, 2012 - Report this comment
I despise the OS. You made it much better! ;)
Peregrin - July 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Ye Gods! Someone dissin' Captain & Tennille? No, I say, I won't hear of it! Good job with this one Robert.

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