-> "Guns will Keep Us Together"
Original Song Title:
"Love will Keep Us Together"
Parody Song Title:
"Guns will Keep Us Together"
The NRA sings:
Guns, guns will keep us together
Been with us, like, forever
Until liberal folks came along
Sayin' it's wrong
Don't mess around, you gotta stay armed!
Stop, 'cause we really love guns
Stop, 'cause shootin' is real fun
"Only a finger can pull a trigger" causes murder
[Guns don't kill people. People kill people.]
You, you should own a rifle
Shotgun or a pistol
When those thugs come to kill, rip off your wife's gown
Or intrusive Govt clowns
Load your AK (or AR) and cut 'em all down
Oh, stop, no need to run, yeah
Stop, stand your ground and be done, yeah
Take them apart with firepower,
Magazines loaded full
But someday your guns may be gone
Democrats want to piss you off,
Want us to be weak and not strong, kill guns
With Bills, With Bills, With Bills!
Obama and Hillary together
Two great America haters
We've said it before and we'll say it again
Our right we'll protect
We need guns now, and the Second we'll defend!
Just stop, 'cause America's a gun land
Stop, 'cause of the Peacemaker back when
Thompson's, Gatlings, and 1911s
The thrill, the thrill, the thrill
... of gun ownership and freedom
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