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Song Parodies -> "Votes will Help Bernie Sanders"

Original Song Title:

"Love Will Keep Us Together"

Original Performer:

Captain and Tennille

Parody Song Title:

"Votes will Help Bernie Sanders"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Bernie's beating Hillary in the Iowa and New Hampshire polls. He's got the young vote and Senior vote. Hillary the Invincible seems to be vulnerable just like 2008!
Votes, votes will help Bernie Sanders
Socialist Democrat? Whatever!
Hates the Rich but cares for the young
Must change what is wrong
Revolution bound, his vision is strong!

Vote, 'cause Bernie's on fire
Vote, 'cause Hillary's a liar
Time to be smart and give Bernie the power,
to bring us together...

Young, young people need help now
Wage hike, free tuition, Bernie vows
The REPs and DEMs can't keep him down
Super PAC clowns
No special interests is Bernie bound!

Just vote, and get the word out
Vote, let's have a high turnout
Try to vote smart and let Bernie bring us together, all over!

Old and truthful
Filled with energy and passion
Martin and Hillary are off
Establishment DEMs are plain wrong.
The will, the will, the will, the will
Of THE PEOPLE is strong!!!

Bernie... will fight Wall Street forever
Breaking the Big Banks up is clever
He's said it before and he'll say it again
The 1% must come to an end
Universal everything, Bernie's your friend!

Just vote, 'cause Bernie needs ya
Vote, so he can take Iowa
He's got a big heart and will bring us together, all over

He will, he will, he will, he will

... honor his Word, you betcha!!!


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Total Votes: 14

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Jonathan - January 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Bernie's beating out Clinton? well... I guess dems can be part of the "War On Women" too... 5's
Patrick - January 25, 2016 - Report this comment
How will you pay for it, Bernie?
Rob Arndt - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
From what I understand, Universal Healthcare enabled by eliminating all private health insurance premiums (thousands for families and individuals) and raising taxes slightly. Savings est. 1000s per both per year. Free tuition through taxing on Wall St. speculation and lifting cap on amount of income that can be taxed from the Rich. Infrastructure repair? Recovering Billions stashed in tax havens overseas, mandatory return back to the US. Expanding Social Security by creating tens of thousands of new jobs per year so more workers paying for retirees. Norm was 17 per 1 retiree, now reduced to 3. Return back to normal levels and also creating incentives in private sector to create jobs for handicapped. Also hiking minimum wage to $15/hr living wage. More money, more spending for the economy. Trump's version is very different. He'd go line by line through the budget and eliminate all non-productive and wasteful programs. All corporations outsourcing jobs would be penalized and return products taxed heavily. Stronger negotiations on trade deficits with foreign powers and insistance that they also import more of our products. Insistence on stopping artificial devaluing of currencies and market manips. Rebuilding the US armed forces to Republican standards. Return to 850,000 troops, new armaments, 500 ship Navy, replacing aging fighters and bombers, and less emphasis on joint programs and stopping black budget overpricing on materials and tools. Building a southern wall to stop illegal immigration, more border guards, electronic surveillance and more drones. Deportation of all illegal immigrants and Syrian refugees. 6 month ban on Muslims. Massive building projects, Keystone Pipeline, development of more fossil fuels towards total energy independence and export, while reducing alternative energy budgets. Tax cuts for all groups and reduction of filing requirements down to 3 tax levels. Corporate tax hikes, less exceptions, no loopholes. First goal strategy of destroying ISIS by working with Russia, Iran, Turkey, Kurds, Sunni Arab states, and Western Powers. Assad stays in power for 3 years prior to transition to free elections. This is gonna be interesting.

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