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Song Parodies -> "Food Will Keep Me Much Heavier"

Original Song Title:

"Love Will Keep Us Together"

Original Performer:

Captain and Tennille

Parody Song Title:

"Food Will Keep Me Much Heavier"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

"My 600 lb life" show isn't funny in the slightest...
Food, food will keep me heavier
Eating whatever, whenever
Shoppin' for some Twinkies or high cal Ding Dongs
Pasta in the pounds
Those foods keep me so round
I can't stop, 'cause I really love food
Shocked, I'll keep thinking of food
Look in my fridge and you'll find no leftovers, whatsoever!!!

Food, food belongs with me now
Eating like I'm a fat cow
When my flabby muscles are hangin' down and my genitalia can't be found
The scale is long broken and I let myself down
Can't stop, 'cause I really love food
Shocked, I keep thinkin' of food
Look in my fridge and you'll find no leftovers, whatsoever
Fresh meat and desserts clumped together

Once was beautiful
But then I started packin' on pounds
Couldn't stop snackin' out loud
All the popcorn and chips I allowed
No will, no will, no will
No will, to get it together
Couch potato forever
I said it before and I'll say it again
Chocolate's my best friend
I want it now, it's my right to defend
Can't stop, 'cause I really love food
Shocked, I'm hooked on the bad foods
Look in my fridge and you'll find no leftovers, whatsoever
I'm a heifer, no will, no will, no will, no will
I'm in danger

I can't stop, 'cause I really love food
Shocked, that I now can't wear shoes
Sit in back of the van for my transport, shocks dampen my blubber
In the future, I will, I will, I will...die!!!

This is my 600 lb life!
I cry, I cry, I cry, I cry...

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Jonathan - December 10, 2015 - Report this comment
dude that's heavy... 455

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