Food, food will keep me heavier
Eating whatever, whenever
Shoppin' for some Twinkies or high cal Ding Dongs
Pasta in the pounds
Those foods keep me so round
I can't stop, 'cause I really love food
Shocked, I'll keep thinking of food
Look in my fridge and you'll find no leftovers, whatsoever!!!

Food, food belongs with me now
Eating like I'm a fat cow
When my flabby muscles are hangin' down and my genitalia can't be found
The scale is long broken and I let myself down
Can't stop, 'cause I really love food
Shocked, I keep thinkin' of food
Look in my fridge and you'll find no leftovers, whatsoever
Fresh meat and desserts clumped together

Once was beautiful
But then I started packin' on pounds
Couldn't stop snackin' out loud
All the popcorn and chips I allowed
No will, no will, no will
No will, to get it together
Couch potato forever
I said it before and I'll say it again
Chocolate's my best friend
I want it now, it's my right to defend
Can't stop, 'cause I really love food
Shocked, I'm hooked on the bad foods
Look in my fridge and you'll find no leftovers, whatsoever
I'm a heifer, no will, no will, no will, no will
I'm in danger

I can't stop, 'cause I really love food
Shocked, that I now can't wear shoes
Sit in back of the van for my transport, shocks dampen my blubber
In the future, I will, I will, I will...die!!!

This is my 600 lb life!
I cry, I cry, I cry, I cry...