Werewolves, vampires and full moon -
Filming their flicks and coming out soon -
Making money, folks think they're funny.

Monster Herman, Vampire Lil -
On Rodeo Drive -
In Beverly Hills -
Aren't so shocking -
When monsters go shopping.

So they ogled, they debated and made their choice,
Too cool to haggle and make noise.
Leaving the stores without haste -
It looks like they have taste.

Sipping cocktails, sampling hors d'oeuvres -
Herman says to Angie -
Lady, kindly turn off your cell phone -
My electrodes get a dial tone.

And now Brad's hitting on Lily -
Breaking the ice,
Werewolves and zombies, now,
They're acting nice.
As they mingle,
Champagne glasses tinkle.

Then they stopped and they gasped and then took off -
All of a sudden they spooked off.
Running with the whimpers and grunts -
It must have been James Blunt!