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Song Parodies -> "Monster Love"

Original Song Title:

"Muskrat Love"

Original Performer:

Captain and Tennille

Parody Song Title:

"Monster Love"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Werewolves, vampires and full moon -
Filming their flicks and coming out soon -
Making money, folks think they're funny.

Monster Herman, Vampire Lil -
On Rodeo Drive -
In Beverly Hills -
Aren't so shocking -
When monsters go shopping.

So they ogled, they debated and made their choice,
Too cool to haggle and make noise.
Leaving the stores without haste -
It looks like they have taste.

Sipping cocktails, sampling hors d'oeuvres -
Herman says to Angie -
Lady, kindly turn off your cell phone -
My electrodes get a dial tone.

And now Brad's hitting on Lily -
Breaking the ice,
Werewolves and zombies, now,
They're acting nice.
As they mingle,
Champagne glasses tinkle.

Then they stopped and they gasped and then took off -
All of a sudden they spooked off.
Running with the whimpers and grunts -
It must have been James Blunt!
The original song is one of the stupedest songs.

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TJC - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Equating Blunt to a muskrat... pure genius!
alvin rhodes - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
love the contrast between your lyrics and the OS's putrid melody... it cracks me up
John Barry - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Fan-tastic. The payoff was genius indeed.
AFW - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Fine work...5's
Yoidy - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I dig it...up. 555
Stuart McArthur - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
glad you added the postscript, 2Eagle - great and appropriate twist at the end - gee the poor dude cops it at this site! - 555
Jason - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job, 555.

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