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Song Parodies -> "Country Humpkin"

Original Song Title:

"Country Bumpkin"

Original Performer:

Cal Smith

Parody Song Title:

"Country Humpkin"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

He staggered in the shack and grabbed the skinny frame
Of his first cousin June
He said, "Show me your fuzzy part that looks
A lot like that old cap of Daniel Boone."
Her right cross caught his left eye by surprise
And in slow motion he went down
Then she thought "I wonder how on earth
Old Country Humpkin made it into town..."

She said, "Hell, no! Country Humpkin!"
You are not supposed to pump kin
Always messin' 'round with some kin..
Sober up old Country Humpkin !"

It was just a weekend later, in the bed of sister Pearl,
He tried to crawl
With her shotgun, from beneath her goose down pillow,
Fired one shot down the hall
All but eight small beebees missed him
As he wisely made a low dive out the door
Woke the sawbones up to dig 'em out..
An office right behind the general store..

Doc said, "Hell no! Country Humpkin!"
You are not supposed to pump kin
Always messin' 'round with some kin..
Straighten up old Country Humpkin!"

And then, later on that summer, after tippin' moon
Six days and seven nights
He roamed downtown and got real rowdy, must've
picked and lost about a dozen fights
Tried to jump his uncle's daughter and got nailed
Between the eyes for his demands
At the fun'ral looked unnatural
With no mouth drool, just two peaceful folded hands..

Preacher said, "So long, Country Humpkin
You were not supposed to pump kin
Always messin' 'round with some kin
Now, it's over, Country Humpkin..."

Folks said, "Goodbye Country Humpkin
You were not supposed to pump kin
Always messin' 'round with some kin
It's all over, Country Humpkin..."

It's all over, Country Humpkin..."


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alvin rhodes - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...the daniel boone line just fried me
Tommy Turtle - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Obviously, it was a beaver cap.... I liked the chorus rhymes; proved you shouldn't jump kin, contrarty to "certain" pro-incest parodies on this site lol. Ah sa--ay, Faauuuaaves.
AFW - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...........thanks, tommy...............The original was CMA "Song of the year" in 1974...a few years ago, of course....I guess there's very few classic country music enthusiasts around the site...but, I still like to parody one, now and then
Larry Hensley - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but funny, fives
AFW - April 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry

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