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Song Parodies -> "Give A Little Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Give A Little Love"

Original Performer:

Bugsy Malone Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Give A Little Blood"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Guy freaks out because his girlfriend drug him to the Red Cross center to give blood and he REALLY hates needles. This is for Peter Andersson's ONE WEEK NOTICE challenge (Week 4)
[Matthias panicking]

[Girlfriend]:
"You are being ridiculous..."

{Nurse pulls out syringe and spooky music starts}

[Matthias]:
That needle is distressing
Get it away from me!
I think your brain is deranged
You see I'm frightened... Ain't givin' you squat!
Hating that IV don't give me a shot!
(Bruised... me... more...)

That blade you are gonna swing
And hear my high-pitched scream
Nurse, That collision is cursed!

[Nurse]:
"You're too excited. You need to be quiet!
Your tension's making you a jerk!

It's no worse than a bee sting
From a super small bee
So quit your braying, Be good!
Please stop your cryin', Help out and supply it
Calm down, Don't be stressed, Do as you should guy!"

[Matthias]:
Glowered at this nurse
Drug here to impress a brand new girlfriend, This hurts!

(THAT KNIFE!!!) Shanked me so I'm mad
Hope she'll be lusting
From the bravery I've had
F-bombs I've shouted
And shocked each small child
Lost sense so dense and far from mild

[Girlfriend]:
"Your neck I am gonna wring
You're embarassing me!
Nobody's driven a hearse
You caused a riot and roared like a lion
Your mind flipped and I had to smirk"

[Nurse]:
You give a little blood
And you'll save a life or two
(Drip drip drop, Drippy drip drop)

[Girlfriend]:
Babe, You're not gonna be dismembered
So release a pint for them to use
(Drip drip drop, Drippy drip drop)

[Matthias]:
You drained out all my blood
And you beat me black and blue
(Drip drip drop, Drippy drip drop)

[Girlfriend]:
Babe, Stop being self-centered
You'll help someone out who's screwed
(Drip drip drop, Drippy drip drop)

[Nurse]:
You give a little blood
And you'll spare some soul who's doomed
(Drip drip drop, Drippy drip drop)

[Girlfriend]:
I told you, You need to watch your temper
And don't fling band-aids at the crew
(Drip drip drop, Drippy drip drop)

[Matthias]:
You sucked out all my blood
Like Count Dracula you chewed
(Drip drip drop, Drippy drip drop)

[Nurse]:
You dope! Your arm's not even severed
I'm so sick of your Boo-Hoos


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Agrimorfee - September 22, 2017 - Report this comment
What made this kinda cooler than the other parodies we did for this was you kind of made it like a movie musical, which was the source of this OS. I could picture it as a off the wall production number on The Simpsons--or Scrubs (hehe). Nice job!
Peter Andersson - September 22, 2017 - Report this comment
What Agrimorfee said + reminded me of female coworker (divorced, which is important to the rest of the story) who always forces her ex to come when the kids are to have their flu shots - then she manipulates the situation so that he gets to hold down the scared kids when the needle hits - and she takes care of the comforting afterwards.
Phil Alexander - September 25, 2017 - Report this comment
Reminded me of the classic Tony Hancock "A pint? That's nearly an armful!" line from the Blood Donor :)

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