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Song Parodies -> "I've Got Buckshot In My Tail"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got A Tiger By The Tail"

Original Performer:

Buck Owens

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got Buckshot In My Tail"

Parody Written by:

Buck Shotskie

The Lyrics

I've got buckshot in my tail because of you
Why don't you watch what you do?
You couldn't wait to take a shot at that quail
It feels like I've got buckshot in my tail

Well I thought the day I met you, you were as obnoxious as a ram
You act like you want to and don't give a damn
When you shot me you took the wind from my sail
It feels like I've got buckshot in my tail

I've got buckshot in my tail it's plain to see
I'm just glad you didn't shoot me where I pee
I'm stuck in intensive care and turning mighty pale
It feels like I've got buckshot in my tail

Every night they take me where the bright lights are found
And try to find more buckshot by poking around
If I die I hope they throw your ass in jail
It feels like I've got buckshot in my tail

I've got buckshot in my tail because of you
Why don't you watch what you do?
You couldn't wait to take a shot at that quail
It feels like I've got buckshot in my tail

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Stephen Harrington - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I think it's darkly funny.
President George Bush - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Is this about Vice President Dick Cheney? Because on Wednesday he accepted full blame for shooting of a fellow hunter and defended his decision to not publicly disclose the accident until the following day.
Troy Ed Renner - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Nothing wrong with the idea, phrasing and flow are all over the place, kinda like what Cheney did to his hunting buddy. 3-5-5.
President George W. Bush - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I never forget my middle initial when I make a comment. I do that to avoid confusion with my daddy, who was known simply as "George Bush" when he was president.

And yes, it was about Vice President dip Cheney.
Larry Hensley - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Another funny one about this, 555.

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