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Song Parodies -> "Elmer Fudd (A Wabbit's Tale)"

Original Song Title:

"Born to Run"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Elmer Fudd (A Wabbit's Tale)"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

I love cartoons. And I've always wanted Elmer to finally catch the wabbit (and not through a Wagnerian soap opera).
In a knoll he creeps
About hunting meat
For a pun-a-day nefarious beast
In sight he spies
His unflappable quarry
With homicidal gleam
Meal he gauges
Trusty Browning primed
Hare squeals, “I’m protected
Don’t shoot me,
I’m one of a kind.”
Dooooh!
Hunter then frowns
Hears a moan near his back
It’s a bear black
Then an open paw smack
Our hero flies and then he thuds
He seems nonplussed
“Wabbit I be Elmer Fudd.”

As he hunts again
He sighs and slyly grins
“I’m gonna twick
That wabbit villain
A twap with keg
Full of powder gwim
Fwom Acme fwiends’ demwolitions.”
The weather brings
Boom thunder clap
He sadly looks up
Lightning from sky lights a match.
Booooom!
Elmer looks like
Briquette from a fire
Walks crazy,
He’s an impaired and crispy fighter
Now he’s burnin’
With ragin’ zeal
His wabbit foe has made him wild
Wagin’ war to win his wabbit meal

(bridge)
His sleep is manic
Bugs, his dulcet tones
Rings through the walls of heart
Explosions reel,
His manhood rattled
New found choice
Seems to light a spark
Feels a fusion
With bunny good at heart
Not befuddled,
Wants a friend with a twist
He wants to run with the bunny
When the moment’s right
Be his ever after Miss

(Dear hare, I’m yours)

The hunter man and Bugs
Are off to Reno
After vows
‘Neath harbor lights
Loony bunny’s
Out with the Fudd tonight
And two hearts beat side by side
“I wuv you Bugsy
Make me well up wiff gwadness,”
Said Elmer,
“You are my wabbit in my soul.”
Oooh
“I’m your hare.
I’m your best friend,”
Bugs Bunny wants to embrace
On their Warner Brother’s show
And they’ll walk now as one
Fulfills their species crush
Mister Missus Elmer Fudd
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Old Man Wibber - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Wawwen - Twemendous pawody! Fudd is awive and wiving at amiwight! ;D
Mark Scotti - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Epwickly Bwilliant!!! I took this tough OS on once; http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/brucespringsteen25.shtml
Michael Pacholek - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Whoa, I did not see that coming. That's a weally widiculous pawody. But it was fweakin' bwilliant.
AFW - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Bugs and Elmer..a new endorsement for same sex marriage. I like zany, and this is a good one..
WawwenB - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm vewwy gwateful for your gwacious and gwoovy wemarks. Vewwy appweciated.
alvin - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
vewwy hiwarious hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh
Below Average Dave - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Good Elmer fudd tribute!
WawwenB - November 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin and BAD.

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