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Song Parodies -> "Fire"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

as sung by smokey the bear...
they drive in, in their cars
they start up a flame, a-glow
marshmallows, they toast
then off they go
they often don't douse it
the consequences, dire
cause if re-lit

this i fight
protectin' my home
i say i wanna stay
no way, i wanna have to roam
those embers need snuffin'
man, more caution is required
cause if re-lit

i have a goal, you see, fightin' those sparks
and on i'll fight, in our national parks
use sand for dumpin', smash it with a tool
cause those forests will burn, if you act a fool

don't you know to get it wet ?
smash it till expired
don't smoke cigarettes
and toss 'em down, when tired
they might not quit
and still burn where a-lyin'
and if re-lit

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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 5   6

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Michael Pacholek - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Smokin'! Anybody who doesn't give this a five is un-bear-able.
Ann Hammond - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
2Eagle - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
It is true that most of those fires are started on purpose or by carelessness. Thanks for the reminder.
alvin - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks michael ann and 2eagle...yeah, i live near LA and conditions are prime for fire right now
Andrea Huckstep - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
SSSSSSSSMOKIN! You get fives!
Peter Andersson - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
This would make a nice public warning ad (or whatever you call it) on television, made me think of that "Vote" Madonna did with her own "Vogue".
Syncronos - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent message!
alvin - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks andrea peter and syncronos

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