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Song Parodies -> "Chung Foo Runs"

Original Song Title:

"Born To Run"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Chung Foo Runs"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

In the day, I sweated out from the eats of a wok-sautéed, Sezuan steam
Last bite it ride through pants, clung to colon, in sewer pipe daydreams
Plop-plop fizz-fizz on Highway 9
Old veal food ingestion
And spittin' up over some guy...
(Nooooo!)
Lady, this chow rips the rolls from your fat
Need a wet nap, it's sewer pipe crap
I gotta give up Egg Foo Yung
Caused cramps on bus
Lady, I got Chung Foo runs
Yes, Chung Foo runs

Lady, let me in, I know it says "women"
Don't call the guard from Jeans Pavilion
Unwrap your legs from the toilet rim
There's locked door latch across in men's room!
I bet that I could break this flap
I'll grunt 'til I drop
Lady, I'll never hold back...
(Nooooo!)
Will the mall hit me out on some fine?
'Cause, lady, I'm just a tired and bloated diner
But I gotta know how seat feels
I want to know if stall is wide
And I want to know if stall is sealed
Oh, can you show me?
(Doors locked!)

[Music]

Beyond the Bally's, semi-powdered cones stream down the mall food court
Girls loathe their rears in three-way mirrors
And the boys try to look at parts
The confuse-a-park slides their tolls on cars
Kids are huddled 'round the screen, winning Myst
I will buy for you, lady, all-can-eat tonight
In an everlasting dish...
Huh!

[Music]

(O-pen-the-door!)
The Safeway's jammed with soakin' rear flows
On a last chance bowel try
Everybody's out with the runs tonight
But there's no place left to fly
It's better, lady, you can't live with the bath mess
I'll warn you with all the badness in my bowl...
(Nooooo!)
Someday, world, I don't know when
I'm gonna get to chef's place
Where I really want to go
And heave wok in his bum
But 'til then
Cramps on bus
Lady, I got Chung Foo runs
Aw, runny
Cramps on bus
Lady, I got Chung Foo runs
Come on, help me
Cramps on bus
Lady, I got Chung Foo runs...

No....no-no-noo...
Ew...ew-ew-eww...
No,no,no...no...no-no-no!
No-no-no-no-nooo

Ew...ew-ew-eww...
No....no-no-noo...
No....no-no-noo...
No! No! No! No! Nooo!
(c)2006 M. O'Neill

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MrMacphisto - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Very creative... 5-5-5

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