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Song Parodies -> "Smokin' Were the Remains"

Original Song Title:

"Smokin' in the Boys Room"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brownsville Station

Parody Song Title:

"Smokin' Were the Remains"

Parody Written by:

Cryhavoc

The Lyrics

I can't react immediately to most current events because I do have a day job but I eventually get around to things. While those not informed worry about a 'war' with Iran, I know better than that. The application of force majeure almost never starts a war; it stops a war from happening or stops a war cold. The Squad: Rashida Tlaib, Ilhan Omar Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez. Ayanna Pressley
Smokin were the Remains!

(Sung to 'Smokin' in the Boys Room' - Brownsville Station)

Greetings! Do you ever have one of those days where you don't
want to use detente but find the biggest rock that you can?
You have to listen as any number of puerile humans
claim that they will destroy you and offer a bounty for your demise.
Well, our POTUS finally had enough and took action!
Here's how he now rolls!

Soleimani was a terrorist, man!
We finally had more of him then we could stand!
The Reaper was watching as he left his jet plane
Now he's a smoking corpse with barbecued brains!

Smokin' were the remains!
Smokin' were the remains!
Iran you best take notice of this new set of rules!
Thanks to Donald Trump now Smokin' Terrorists be cool!

Looking at the cave scans; no terrorists did he see...
he didn't tell the Squad or Nancy Pelosi!
No need for his enemies alerting in this game!
Reaper strike sent an asshole down in flames!

Smokin' were the remains!, yeah
Smokin' were the remains!
Ayatollah Khamenei, get with the new rules
Thanks to Donald Trump now Smokin' Terrorists be cool!

All right!

Thinking about all these terrorist held lands
Screeching out their anger while hatching evil plans!
Hey UAE and Saudi you know who!
Look out of the next strike might be aimed at you!

Smokin' were the remains!, yes indeed
Smokin' were the remains!
Hey, omniciding fools here are the new rules
Thanks to Donald Trump now Smokin' Terrorists be cool!

One mo'
Smokin' were the remains!
Oh, Smokin' were the remains!
Even Shari'a Law won't save these hateful fools
Because thanks to Donald Trump now Smokin' Terrorists be cool!

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Ilhan Omar - January 13, 2020 - Report this comment
Solei are you Ok, are you Ok, are you OK Solei ... Solei are you OK, are you OK, ate you Ok Solei ....... You've been hit by (Bam, Bam) ... You've been struck by ..... An orange criminal
Jonathan - January 13, 2020 - Report this comment
to quote Jim Carrey (and piss him off by using this quote, since he hates President Trump!) Smokin'! 5s
? - January 15, 2020 - Report this comment
Kinda thought this song was by Motley Crue...
CryHavoc - January 15, 2020 - Report this comment
Motley Crue's version was a cover. Brownsville Station did the original.

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